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Hehehe - all the curmudgeonly types are a bit quiet on here!

I took my big piece of tackle with me, so didn't need to sample the local wares! But I have heard that many women have been happy with their Jamaican samples in this regard. And yes RosieH - I think if guys can go on and on about how we measure up physically, it's only fair that they come under the microscope too, so to speak.

Of course big and skilless is no good, but if the man is tiny, no amount of skill will be able to really make up for it in my opinion.

In response to the fat arse and wattle neck threads and comments from the guys around here, I thought I would open up the floor to the women in here to discuss whether they think the size of a man's tackle is important. I'd have to say 'course mate' cos there is nothing worse than that disappointed, empty feeling when a guy's strong, large, feet and hands don't match the rest of him. Some women try to soothe their beau's ego by saying that it's not all about the bump and grind, foreplay and emotional coupling are just as important, but I'd have to interject and state that foreplay and emotional coupling go much better with some good hard physical coupling with a man with a nice thick, long piece of equipment, especially if he is dextrous, good with his hands and mouth and can keep it all going until you have had your fill and then cuddle you till you fall asleep. So come on girls, what do you reckon? Does size matter?

"so the odd bottle of milk and loaf of bread did get long term loaned from someone's doorstep post the milkie's delivery. Apart from turning up at friends' houses, coincidentally just in time for dinner, it was sometimes necessary to augment stocks by utilising the storage capacity of the sleeves on my parker coat in Tesco's freezer cabinet. Sometimes I'd survive on a packet of cornflakes (breakfast, lunch and dinner) a loaf of bread and a packet of cheese. By the end of the week the remaining bread and cheese would be slightly mouldy, but nothing a quick blast under the grill couldn't cure (and yes I was fiddling the gas meter so that 10p coin was recycled infinitely). I'm just about a reformed character now." Lozzyloz I believe we were twins separated at birth! I have done my time on benefits and it helps if you don't smoke or like a tipple. It also makes a difference if you understand the basics of nutrition and can cook. MM, the problem comes when you need to buy the non-food items like the second hand computer I got for my kids when I wasn't working. We had to live on peanut butter on (wholemeal!) toast for a couple of weeks after I bought it. Or if you have to replace things like a washing machine, or even if you can't afford a washing machine and have to use the more expensive option - the local launderette. Also most people on benefits can't afford to save up to pay electricity and gas bills so have pre-payment meters installed for which they charge much higher prices than the prices paid by the more wealthy quarterly bill payers. I have always loved buying second hand, even when I am working, because I hate waste, but it gets really difficult to stay positive after a sustained period surviving on that amount of money and depression is a common problem amongst long-term broke peeps, whether jobless or just underpaid.

I'm just glad black guys like fat arses.

haha, sounds as exciting as ever!

Yeh just got back today! Have I missed much??

Fat pigs feeding frenzy with faces stuffed in our trough while fu(king us all up the @rse telling us to be grateful for consumer choice of chemically adulterated food and sweat shop produced clothes and other crap we are told we need to be fashionable/normal/better than the chavs while the world and economy goes to sh!t.

I live in hope!

yep it's cringy but makes me larf my head off. Even my Bf likes it

I'll come! I love a good cause.

I always feel better after some greasy fried chicken - seems to get rid of even the most head crushing hangovers.

Maybe if we valued our teachers enough to give them a decent salary, we'd have more than one in every bunch of schools that actually manage to educate our kids.

Another angle is to complain to their landlord, if they are tenants. If they are council tenants then the council are very strict about tenants keeping their dogs under control and threaten eviction of people who breach their tenancy agreement by not keeping their dogs under control or act in an anti-social way.

Hi, Did the police ask any of the witnesses to give statements? If not maybe you should push them to do it so they take it as seriously as they should. Also can you give a description of the dog please, just incase it does end up back with the owners.

The Royals? (as in monarchy - not the TV programme!)

I'm off too, which is a pity because this is the first thread that has got me going in a long time. Adios amigos, group hug. Build bridges not walls.

I'm working in a solicitors, have a chav accent, and wear chav clothes when I'm not working so am I more chav than something else? dunno? But I don't see how I have the right to start dictating what other people should wear/talk like/live their lives cos i'm not that far up my own arse yet - so I must still be a chav.

So Dulwich_Park_fairy you think any way of speaking other than the middle class way is dragging down literacy and eloquency? It must be nice to as wonderful as you, maybe if you try hard enough you can teach the ignorant peasants how to live a more cultured existence. Let me know how you get on.

James - I think the 'banging on about race' bit was to attempt to highlight the nature of prejudice with a more accepted but similar example and how prejudice can apply equally to class.

Sorry that was a sweeping generalisation - what I should have said, was why do some middle-class people expect social homogenisation?

Being middle-class is not bad, no-one has said that, but why should the middle-classes expect everyone else to aspire to be like them and criticise people who act/talk/dress differently?

James I disagree. I may not be immediately recognisable as a certain class or group of people (although maybe i'm kidding myself here) but as soon as I open my mouth many people spot the 'chavvy' phrases such as 'innit' etc and judge me as being less able or less intelligent because of my 'chavvy' phrases and mannerisms. The way I talk is a result of the people I have had around me for most of my life. It is obvious straight away that I am not middle-class. This is unconscious and very difficult to hide. So how is that a life-style choice? I am a result of my genetics plus my environment. I can't change the way I talk or react to situations anymore than someone who is black or asian can change their ethnicity, and I shouldn't have to. I think the fact that I am expected to change what I would wear or what kind of dog I should own is down to the fact that the middle-class way became the dominant way in Blair's Britain with every political party/newspaper/TV station promoting their ideals/styles/decking etc as the only way and marginalising those who don't want or can't change their oik-ish way of thinking. In the past Gay men were told to stop winging and just act straight, black people were told to act more white and assimilate. The same is being said to the working class, or what is left of them and it makes me sad that people who are enlightened in other areas of prejudice refuse to see what is happening to their own indigenous oppressed.

It feels the same from where I'm standing. And if we want to make life for our kids safer why aren't you lot all campaigning to have cars banned from urban areas. They cause a lot more injury and death than all of the 'chavs' and their dogs put together, plus damage children's lungs with their pollution.