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What about the clean ones who've just had a bath. Are they OK?

The F in EDF will now refer to Fifers, perhaps.

> Lineker, Hanson & Lawro Excellent! :D

I can't find anything on there about this. Have you got a link?

Magdala isn't, Jah. Not at a weekend lunchtime at any rate.

Roll right trouser leg up if a chap. Dangle handbag upside down from left elbow if a lady. Upon meeting suspected fellow forumer, promptly spin thrice widdershins while reciting: snorky snorky belly and bum! Or, yunno, just say something along the lines of: hello, you from the forum? We're a pretty easy bunch to spot, by and large, just cos we're usually the biggest group in the place. (I say 'we', but I won't be there myself tonight. Hmph.)

If striking firefighters extinguished an out-of-control brazier, would that make them scabs?

*appears as if by magic from a single point in time and space* *eats all the chips*

This One, That One and The Other One.

You're not alone Azul. But then I encounter them from a buggy pushing perspective rather than a bike riding one.

I cannot tell you just how much I would like this to become commonplace. It would be like finally living in the future that the Jetsons promised us. A bit. Yunno... without the jetpacks and such.

I like how Mrshamilton's name contains the word sham.

I think they were around Landells Road too. It certainly sounded like someone was hefting a big box around outside. We were in the middle of eating though and so didn't actually open the door.

capt_birdseye Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Lots of Forums classify their users according to > how many posts they have made. What would the > categories for this forum be? Perhpas if we > narrowed it down to posts made during working > hours it would be as follows: > > 0-100 Busy Person > 100-500 Occasionally Busy Person > 500-1000 Not busy enough > 1000-2000 Unemployed/Soon to be fired > 2000 + Keef, MP, SeanMcG I hope these aren't right, as I seem to have crept past the 1,000 mark without noticing.

Funniest thing I've seen in a while, that is. I wonder whether they're still following the thread. I certainly wouldn't use them after reading that.

I thought that Azul's last PC post was quite poetic. And I agree with BB that this one is too. Shame about the no sex thing though.

This is properly quality posting. Up with this kind of thing. :D

I think I got my first grey hair while I was still at school! (In truth it wasn't far off - I was just 19.)

Looking doubtful for me I'm afraid. :/

Sorry to hear that, Mr P. I've always loved booze but disliked being too drunk, so in a way ageing suits me well. There's less expectation to put away ridiculous amounts of lager. On the other hand, when I was younger I recovered much quicker. These days it doesn't take much to make me feel awful for days afterwards. The amount of clicks and creaks my joints produce these days is truly prodigious. I assume that's an age thing too.

9 is 0.82% of 1,100. Or to be more precise 0.818181818%. I wonder how long that pattern would continue, given a wide enough calculator screen... I think I'll leave it to someone else to work out the proportion of total posts the 9 represent.

I'd do my best to remain impartial. If we don't offer people the chance to change/learn from their mistakes etc. then we have to take part of the blame for any future bad behaviour.

I haven't seen it. It's possible that it went from letterbox to recycling bag too quickly for me to notice.

Spangles, you wrote: 'Let us end this once and for all'. How sanctimonious talfourd.'Bellenden belle' question mark how dare you say "I think you see everyone on this forum as a mass gathering of some concept you hate". What a load of tosh. You do sound like a nasty piece of work. Can I just ask why you felt it necessary to jump in with that completely unwarranted personal attack on Bellenden Belle? I'm sure you're aware of the phrase ad hominem (and if not, that's what google's for). This is a prime example of why I, and I would imagine many others, will put very little store in what you have to say. That and the inconsistent arguments of course, as has already been pointed out by many other posters. You can spout as much half-baked logic as you like but the snide personal attacks are not acceptable. Edit: After reading back I see Bellenden Belle's already replied herself, but the point still stands. This isn't the first time you've been quick to get personal.

Sorry - not at 100% today so obviously missed that!