mockney piers

indeed!!

Are the Racist Undertones a cover band particularly popular in Chelmsley Wood? Sort of like a Lez Zeppelin for the BNP?

blimey, page 5. Here's Zero Punctuation's own site and some of his own games, let's see if he can put his money where his mouth is http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/games.htm

Hoopers do food, fine beer and have 2 screens, get there early if you want a seat though.

Cripes HB, two of my heroes combined in one, far too much but thanks anyway *blushes* We have done this before and there are so many people I admire on this forum, I won't repeat the (doubtless vastly elongated) list now, but given recent events I will point out 3 quality comedians. Snorky, Quids and Louisa, who show that spikiness and distemper can be done with wit, charm, class* and sophistication. Trolls, study and learn. *upper in the case of snorky and soooo middle for the other two ;-)

ooh, I had the baggies, sunderland and newcastle going down.

Man U beat Liverpool by 2 points, Hammer pip Wigan to 7th on goal difference despite 6-1 defeat at Goodison Park. Tottenham in top half...just, a point behind Fulham.

They don't make em like they used to Ava Gardner

ooh, good cross post!

Private Eye, unquestionably the best paper, plus the daily mash. For daily news I'll get the independent, better now it's toned down it's bloody preaching somewhat. If I see a Telegraph lying around I will read Henry Winter, best sports journalist. James Lawton is also very good but by god he moans!

Laurent Laverne, good call. tee eye gee ee arr Eff oh arr see ee

"[they] achieved their aim" really?! Other than that, a fine post.

pretty tight game, and Di Michele really should have put that one away. Mind you, you're welcome to the European spot, we're not ready, squad too small and too injury ridden for Europe. Plus Europe seems to precede at the very least flirtation with relegation with us; maybe next season. Agreed, top goal.

Aye, was there the other night and the staff were friendly, efficient and cute. A good combination if ever there was one.

Weird, I prefer brunettes but married a blonde. or ginga ... depending on the light.

Not even the brickie from Penge s/he talks to anyone as long as they leave their lactating donkeys back at the office!!

As I've said I've long had a soft spot for the blades, and that has been tested somewhat. I of course have no issue with the fans whatsoever and never will, and should you ever make it to a bar to watch that game I'll be delighted to buy you a pint, or even an 'english' breakfast. White pudding?!!?!? Sacrilege!!

Been back to bed, back again and feel much better thank you. I'm with you quids, a good old thumpy head I can cope with fine thank you very much, it's that insidious fear I can't really hack these days. I think it boils down to an almost cellular realisation of your own mortality, and of course the older you get...

'pennies'? Has devaluation kicked in already?

If by one trick you mean quality drama, then yip, and how!!! Agree about value for money. The estate I live in charge me more than the effing council, and for my money I get the lawns mowed and all the flats get painted. woo. Beeb truly is worth the fee despite it's pitfalls, and lets face it, it actually pays for the likes of paxman and brooker to utterly savage it from time to time and hopefully improve its output. screen\newswipe really should be required viewing.

sobering up, but all I have to say is "stab & wine" :(

Today programme every morning in the bathroom and breakfast. Five live sport coverage, Newsnight, Question Time, Family Guy, Being Human, Saturday Swap Shop (I turned over to tiswas when my parents were't around though). Oh I don't know, I could go on for about 30 forum pages on my own about the value that the beeb has given the world over the years, and though it has dumbed down a bit, and never recovered from birtspeak, still is absolutely worth the money. Should the licence be shared out a bit? Perhaps, but only if in saving ITV it promises to occasionally do something worthwhile.

cunt and no mistake. Never believe your own hype is a good maxim for life. For a man who did a series about the dark side of fame he completely missed the point and fell into said trap. I leave aside his financial corruption and the fact that he's a fucking liar....errr...oops. Scum; still not on the same level as Jeremy Kyle of whom I had the displeasure of seeing this morning. What an utterly vile human being!!!

Noam Chomsky on a light entertainment show, I can't wait, can we have Noam, Philip Bobbitt and John Pilger judging the next Britain's Got Talent pleeeeease

Anybody who loves cricket that much can't be all bad in my book. See also John Major, Mick Jagger and Paxo. Though try and ignore Piers Morgan, exception that breaks the rule!!!