mockney piers

Doh!!! There you go...phew

You quite lost me there louisiana. I'm guessing s***ker? Is that a rude word? I went through smacker, skunker, skanker and swanker (whatever that is) before settling on s***ker. The residents association on the langford green estate asked the police to send more patrols around our way. I believe they politely said they'd do their best, but that there are 20+ estates in Southwark classes as severe knife problem estates and at least a couple marked as gun problems, and that our estate and the neighbouring champion hill one were relatively oases of law abiding calm. In fact apart from a couple of speeding vans and xr3is, I haven't really seen a hint of trouble,

That looks like I was taking credit for it. It was all the administrator's hard work, I was just clearing up the confusion :)

It's sorted now. Pink bars all round. James will be delighted!!

We're doing a pretty good job of keeping some momentum going with this, so hopefully see you chaps next time. Is that a yay then Kathryn? :)

*tuts and shakes head, I'm sure I've warned keef before about being cruel to batdog*

"Wot you want us to do about it? It's a criminal matter." reminiscent of Father Ted's stock response for Father Jack during Bishop Brennan's visit. "That would be an ecumenical matter"

To reflect that I'm not enjoying my stint in the office I offer up this rather strange but weirdly compelling send up of the Hilton/Hervey type leeches of this world The Pierces - Boring

I've a cheap Ikea sofa and some big cushions to lend if you need some props for a lounge recreation type affair.

Yep barking

Especially if they're all hanging around the rooves near the gowlett.

Ha ha ha, that HAS to be an April Fool surely. Mind you, she is barking, howl at the moon, mad.

And a couple of old favourites, a little bit of electronica for you louisiana (though not exactly banging hard house) Ladytron Then and now

Some would assert that men are from mars and women are from venus. Others might say you can't have your cake and eat it ;-)

I'm glad he can, but just goes to show how important it is to keep up your sense of humour ;) I have to say I've never seen the Flaming Lips do anything but be absolutely 100 percent up for a gig; if they can do it.... They should be an inspiration to every band who's ever dared to charge more than 20 quid per person to come and see them play live. On which note... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HiTYp_Y6bo

I used to like him. Then I went to see him live and realised that there wasn't any sense of irony in the lad. I'd always thought he got the joke, but he doesn't, and his fans were even worse, absolutely insufferable. My friends and I retreated to a pub within 20 minutes. He can still write a decent tune admittedly, but I haven't bought anything since that experience. So I offer up a bunch of aussies who definitely get the joke :D

Keith, and i don't mean this in any way flippantly, but is there some medication you should be taking? Seriously, are you ok mate? you're scaring me.

I find tinfoil hats are the best defence ;)

Aah, but these are evil johnny foreigner ladybirds, so no good luck. And they bite (in the literal, not canadian sense of the word)

I have a very interesting copy of a dulwich hamlets historical programme, a labour of love by a local historian. It seems we had a number of local footie teams prior to 1914, including an East Dulwich one, but they were all pretty much wiped out by those pesky bosch machine guns. Today we just have the one remaining team. I'll try and unearth it if anyone wants borrowage, it's a wholly sobering read.

* amuses self by pulling the bone with attached string every time Batdog gets close to it * * chortles occasionaly in a bwah hah hah fashion *

I'm guessing that means you had an afternoon that 'set in' too? I normally need sunglasses after one of those sundays ;)

* removes singing priest from turntable * * opens to doors to swirling mists of morning in the mangrove swamps outside * * relaxes next to Keef, singapore sling in hand to the soporific chirruping of tree frogs *

Meeting at Ye Olde Mitre Tavern 6 o'clock. Oh and here's where you find our previous efforts. It'll be nice to finally have a bit of light and warmth though :) Don't worry, we're a nice bunch and it's all very casual. Were definitely NOT like this:

Perhaps you could change the names to protect the innocent. Sooo about your 'friend' Hamble, and her moody teenage daughter Buttercup?