mockney piers

I'm thinking about doing anabaptember

Lol. Quite. Celine Dion 'puts her stamp' on things, enough said.

You forgot "you're a real recording artist" *bob*, protesting too much that they wont end up in musical theatre honest.

Reiki == the force. I really wanted to believe in the force when I was young, but sadly just because you want to believe in something doesn't make it true. I do have a lightsaber though, very useful for slicing frozen bread.

One direction's song reminded me of this YouTube gem http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4Dk9eQIeiY

I'm with Quids. If he goes Im not watching it anymore.

Just seen on the news footage of the big rally in Washington today. Did a double take as I saw a placard in the middle of the crowd saying: RELEASE DUKE NUKE'EM FOREVER

One trick pony-wrapper?! What does pony-wrapping involve? Ooooooh, pony rapping, I get it, yep and pony Shakespeare Sister.

That's just it, I liked him and aiden, but this is completely the wrong format for them. They should be fronting a band, maybe writing their own songs. XFactor is squeezing their quality out of them, crushing their character. Aiden's intensity and introversion is surely his strenghth, that whole 'look at the camera engage with the audience' thing just makes him look a bit creepy and dysfunctional. They're both fast becoming generic toss. Mind you the Orange Unsigned Act is no better. A)I'm failing to see the point of Alex James full stop and B )Tommy Reilly was such an original and creative phenomenon, I ended up buying his singles and sadly overproduced generic power ballads somehow emerged, Tommy's talent crushed....aaaaaaagh!!

A yes prime minister classic on how to ask questions to get the answers you want. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yhN1IDLQjo

I enjoy the panto meets car crash element as quids put it. It is finelyncrafted entertainment. The karaoke element is a bit shit though isn't it, hence why there are more 'quirky' marmite acts to love to hate. Watch out Wagner he's behind you. The end result acts are the musical equivalent of Maccy Ds though aren't they. They may be successful but they are also dull and generic. Simon Cowell is a very rich man because he recognises populist formulas that work, not because he understands music. I say hats off to the man personally but I'll never buy a record he produces (though I'll happily watch his shows, guilty pleasures though they are).

Make sure they have the same album name, highlight them all. Right click get info, then on last tab check 'mark as compilation'

vocoding, i might add....

I don't know if it's the wine I've been drinking, but I thought it was all dreadful tonight. Rebecca at a pinch if she avoids the pop market and becomes a proper singer, maybe with a band and stuff, I'd recommend her to run a million miles from Mr Cowell though. Everyone else was awful, even Mr Grimshaw for whom I had a soft spot as i thought he actually cared about music. Of course Wagner was, once again, genius!!!

My gashed fingers are much scarier. I do start early though, it is such great fun. Next up, a portrait of Tony Blair....or maybe even Cherie!!!!!!

OKey doke, here's my effort

I liked that too!

Bugger, looked evens at 50 minutes when i had to leave. hamlets robbed today too.

Does cheeses as plural wind anyone up or is it just me?

Seriously, chat show guests are flogging things? Oh dear god will someone please think of the children!!!!!!!!!!!

Dita, for a self-confessed grammaphobe, that's a beautifully (not to mention flawlessly) written piece of prose!

Will someone please think of the children?!?!?!?!

I'm pretty sure there's a thread of 'the wisdom of snorky' somewhere. It's very entertaining and more than a grain of truth in much of it, regardless of his dour (rhymes with poor) ascerbidity. Beer in the Evening is a good starting point too.

So Clapham is the emperor, and organic chickens are the courtiers and Bombay Sapphire are the clothes?

hear hear Jah.