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What can you do if you've got big la las? The best shape of top to wear is a V top. If you you try and cover them up you end up with that 1950s sweater girl look. You really can't disguise big la las so you've got to dress in a way you're comfortable with and everyone else can go take a running jump. So there.

Do you not use rat runs then MM? Because, if not, you're the only person I know who doesn't.

Too funny. The South side lion always cracks me up. Looks like there's a bad smell under his nose.

Brilliant move Ruffers

What a wonderful post StandWF. I applaud you. Just goes to show that nothing should ever be taken at face value.

Yes I know but the lady did just register today. I saw the way the thread was going and I just wanted to explain why because if someone is genuine and they register and put a recommendation and get strange responses then they're going to be confused and think "why did I bother". I've no reason to believe the lady isn't genuine and I really hope she is but she was getting some odd responses and I just wanted to say WHY. That's all.

Where's KillaQueen's picture gone? Yet another lost pussy in ED. Where do they all go?

No offence BoTB - I'm not accusing you of anything so need to defend yourself. It's just that you seemed confused by the initial response to the thread and I'm just pointing out why. The forum is cynical of new joiners bigging up particular businesses/services. That's all.

OP - let me spell out for you what the other posters are hinting at. You registered on the forum TODAY and you start a post with 7 paragraphs praising a local hairdresser. You can call us a bunch of cynics if you like but on the forum there is a history of people registering for the sole purpose of bigging up their own business/service/shop and we don't really like that. You may be a great new forumite - in which case - very sorry, welcome to the forum, nice to meet you. But sorry hon, starting off eyebrows just get raised when people register and then immediately start threads about how good such and such a business is. Have a look at this howler from earlier in the week. http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?20,497760 Horizon has deleted his posts now but you get the gist. I hope you're genuine though and if so welcome to the forum.

OMG that's indecent KillaQ - I haven't seen the like of that since a 1970s porno film. That woman needs a Brazilian. Favourite organ indeed. There's a very nice one at the Albert Hall. Let's leave it there.

Great idea. Key 'em all. Stay away from mine though or you'll need to go to Kings to get that key removed.

It's not a good week for animals. Try this. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7902348/Transvestite-had-sex-with-a-dog-at-English-Heritage-castle.html I find it rather shocking an not what you expect from the Torygraph. This is my favourite bit. A spokesman for English Heritage said: "This was a very rare incident". I don't want to be too controversial here, but I'm thinking the dog was asking for it. What do you think?

Surely that's Barry from Eastenders?

I've seen it happen a few times with bus drivers (both male and female). There's no desire on their part to problem-solve or help. Just utter jobsworths being difficult becuase they can. I'm not saying that's always the case - but that's been the case a few times that I've witnessed. A while back I saw a woman handle the situation with such simplicity and dignity that I'll never forget it. The driver had driven off and was giving her a hard time as he drove. She simply asked him to stop the bus and let her off. He backed down and started to be reasonable but she insisted she wanted to be let off. "It's all right" she said. "I'll wait for the next one. The inconvenience is nothing compared to putting up with your bad attitude". She didn't shout at him or try to reason with him and I think he was expecting her to. Anyway, I honestly think she got to him because he looked really put out when she got off.

Sadly, I think some people just enjoy being mean. Mothers with prams are an easy target. Depressing and sad but true. Sorry.

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Will it be any good? Nostalgia's not what it used > to be... Nah - won't be any good IMO. Just saying like - in case anyone wants to give it a go.

Ligaturiosity Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Chavs are completely amoral, having never been > subjected to right and wrong by their inattentive, > uncaring and often absent parents. Poorly > educated, non-skilled job with no chance of > improving/ on the dole, normally obese with three > children and one on the way, sounds common and > feels the need to broadcast it to everyone within > a three mile radius, cheap shiny Argos jewellery, > no manners. Almost always smoke and drink White > Lightning and buckfast tonic wine. Ligaturiosity, I would like to wholeheartedly apologise for calling you judgemental earlier in the thread as I now accept that, in doing so, I may have inadvertently caused offence to ordinary, run-of-the-mill judgemental people, wheras you have taken being judgemental to a whole new level. I am rendered speechless (gosh you're good at that). HH - I don't think you're a racist for one minute but I can see how your words may be interpreted that way. A bad choice of words maybe but I don't think that was your intention.

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > *snuggles up to Quids and Admin in fur coat, and > passes round the fags* Mine's a glass of Prosecco thanks Quids.

HeidiHi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > And I think on here people should stop acting like > a lynch mob and stop being extremely rude when > someone says something that they do not agree > with.It is possible to disagree with someone > without restorting to playground name calling. I > see it happening time and time again on this > forum. Sorry HH but I think it's a bit rich. I'm not having a go about your comment yesterday because you have already explained that and I genuinely think you misunderstood what I wrote (or maybe I wasn't clear enough) - but your comment on my (miss-quoted) comment was to call it childish. See: I like all the posts saying things like 'my mum smoked, I am alive' 'I would rather have a mother who smoked then a psycho' etc so childish. Now how is that not "playground name calling"? Like I said, sorry to have a go because you did already explain, it's just the name calling comment you made today that I find a bit rich. Just to clarify (before anyone has a pop); I was born in the 60s and that was WAY before Joe Public knew about the hazards of smoking so pregnant woman who were smokers weren't advised to give up. My comment was simply that my mother smoked through her pregnancies and her children were born healthy. BUT IT IS NOT OK THAT SHE SMOKED. OK - DOES EVERYONE GET THAT I'M NOT SAYING IT'S OK THAT MY MOTHER SMOKED? IF ANYONE THINKS I'M SAYING THAT IT'S OK THAT MY MOTHER SMOKED THEN PLEASE PM ME AND I'LL KNOCK UP A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION WITH BULLET POINTS AND A PIE CHART AND THE WHOLE SCHABANG. SMOKING IS BAD. OK. Anyway, it was a throw-away post really and I wasn't making any specific scientific or medical point, I was just stating a fact - that pregnant women smoked in the 60s. I don't think I should have been called childish though. For the record, and to muddy the waters even further, my mother was injected with morphine every day when she was carrying me. Probably went into my bloodstream. Was that OK? No it wasn't. But it was the 60s and it happened and I was a healthy baby. HH - I do think stepping up to someone who was kicking a child was very brave though.

The Libertines are doing a night at The Forum.

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Tell 'em you're meeting some clients for lunch and > take yourself off with a friend and go to a very > expensive restaurant and get smashed, not > forgetting of course to put it all on the > company's expenses. Jah - you're having flashbacks to the 80s honey. I'd lay off the gear if I were you.

prdarling Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "This woman and her friend were twice my size and > looked quite Vicky Pollard-esque." > > She was probably rendered speechless because she > wasn't even pregnant.... PRDarling - DO YOU MIND! PLEASE! I'm trying to look like I'm working and now I've spat coffee on my keyboard and I'm getting "a look".

I have a filter that sits on my screen. Ostensibly this is to cut out glare but it means you can't see the screen from across the room; only if you're right on top of it. Everyone should have one. Practice really hard at minimising all your screens at once (it's the windows key and M at the same time). Turn the volume to mute on your PC - and keep it that way. As someone has already said, learn off my heart everyone's footfall so you don't need to turn around. Position opposite you a shiny object - a window, or somethind reflective, but not a mirror (which is too obvious). A quick glance in your shiny object will tell you what's happening behind you. There's nothing more furtive than someone keep turning round. Occasionally tut and massage your temples, to look as if you're struggling with some huge corporate problem. Good luck.

What a brilliant thread. Unfortunately I'm too busy to post right now (oh, the irony), but I'll be right back Rosie. Px

Huggers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > I think you should take your health mission down > Rye lane saturday and talk to some of the mothers > in waiting outside macdonalds. I'm sure you'd get > more than 'speechlessness' and a livelier debate > would ensue. That's a fabulous idea Huggers. I, for one, have been parading up and down past the Co-Op all morning with a cushion up my jumper and a roll-up, waiting for a ruck. Nobody even glanced sideways at me. I think they've all been reading this thread. I'm loving Keef's posts. Made me smile.