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It's a slow day at the coal face and I need some entertainment. Any rucks kicking off anywhere that might amuse? I've tried the cats and I couldn't raise a smile at that. I'm not a cat woman though so if anyone should happen to film one of them getting a drenching then that might do the trick. In the meantime, if any kind soul could point me in the direction of some righteous indignation in the main section then that could get me through lunch.

Divine darling.

Robbie has officially re-joined Take That. Is that propa music? No? I'll get my coat then. **NEEEVVEER forget where you're coming from (waving arms in air like a muppet)**

No Citizen, my bitches are my homies. Spa weekend in Bath. Back rubs and bitching. As in, "does my bum look big in this bikini". "Well yes it does since you ask but never mind, we love you anyway". That sort of thing.

Best of luck with the weather guys. I'm in Bath with my bitches but I'm with you in spirit. Px

A driver

Indeed Mockney. Fuck gets filtered whereas fu*ck gets through. Live and learn.

That would be "And She Was" Olivia. Sorry, no gold stars this afternoon. Px

She Bop - Cyndi Lauper

Bring back the KLF!

Personally I feel motherfuc*er is nasty. The Americans are so very fond of it aren't they? Nothing really beats the C world to drive a point home although I'm particularly fond of wan*er myself. It's very time consuming to have to keep finding ways around the forum's anti-swearing software so that's causing me to do some fucking and blinding I can tell you.

So I understand Mockney. It can apparently also mean "diaper". Speaking of which, I see you're up at 5am. Oh dear.

Go for it then LegalB. When you've done profaning can I recommend a nice G&T.

Oh dear lord Narnia. Diaper! Are you serious! Can you just imagine the fun you could have with the ED yummies there.

LegalB, where is this all coming from honey? Have you had some bad holiday experience? I know it isn't sour grapes 'cos of the football. Px

Hey I didn't know there was a roof terrace. I could have done with knowing that last Sunday. Maybe a forum drink whilst it's still warm? Rusler - shameful - you're rumbled - report to the stocks. We should invest in some stocks and put them on Goose Green. Brilliant idea I think. Is it legal? Px

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > POGUE MAHONE. Hoochie, I've never been able to figure out which word is kiss and which word is arse? What do you say? px

Narnia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > I hear that last word all the time when I visit my > Spanish outlaws. It may translate as being very > rude but must be taken in context I think. In exactly what context do you say the word cunt without it being rude? Give me some examples of non-rude usage? Please.

I bet Mockney knows some choice "cojones" quotes. Where is he?

My beautiful Spanish friend taught me to say Pero qu? co?o it doesn't count unless you spit it out with real venom

That's an interesting point Robyn - the fact that a lot of your friends regret their tattoos. I see a lot of really young girls with them and I wonder if they realise that the are stuck with them. Also, I'm in my 40s and, let's just say, that flesh moves about a bit. Things aren't in exactly the same place they were when I was 20. So what happens when firm young tattood flesh gets older. Seriously, what does it look like?

That's the main thing Robyn. So long as you're happy then all is well. I'm only voicing an opinion because this thread exists - otherwise I would keep it to myself. I'm with you on the hot guys though.

I had yesterday (Monday) off work and on Sunday a colleague texted me the immortal line "CU Next Tuesday". So I'm thinking she didn't see that particular episode of Sex In the City then?

I wouldn't be surprised Brendan. Probably something straight off a take-away menu. Never seen a tattoo that looks good on a woman (sorry Robyn88). On a woman I would put them on a par with, say, stretch marks. But on a man I agree they are totally hot. I know that is hypocritical at worst and perverse at best, but there we are.

I don't like tattoos on women. There. I've said it. Please don't hate me. Conversely, I'm attracted to a man with ink because it shows he can stand a bit of pain and isn't a total pussy.