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LeagleB, you paint a picture of such domestic bliss. Do you have a pie in the oven too? I'm liking the sound of the little mop-head though, can't you leave as is? Bellenda Prosecco - for goodness sake don't you know I have ENOUGH problems without getting such recommendations.

I'm guessing you mean Joseph Conrad Quids? Unless you're suggesting PCG is gifted in the soft furnishings department.

So is it this Saturday then? What time? Duh - I guess the clue was in the thread title. Stoopid.

What about Phil the Greek?

So what's this about an ANPR op at the back of Buck House? Surely Her Maj is taxed and insured? What a gross waste of taxpayers money then.

I've heard it's nice in Croatia. I couldn't comment on the TV situation though.

Thank you LegalB - my lunch hour is on the elastic side today. The cat is away, so to speak, and this little mouse is larging it up in a deadline-free zone for the next two weeks. Hurrah. Do you fancy a glass of Messiah (sp?)?

It's a slow day at the coal face and I need some entertainment. Any rucks kicking off anywhere that might amuse? I've tried the cats and I couldn't raise a smile at that. I'm not a cat woman though so if anyone should happen to film one of them getting a drenching then that might do the trick. In the meantime, if any kind soul could point me in the direction of some righteous indignation in the main section then that could get me through lunch.

Divine darling.

Robbie has officially re-joined Take That. Is that propa music? No? I'll get my coat then. **NEEEVVEER forget where you're coming from (waving arms in air like a muppet)**

No Citizen, my bitches are my homies. Spa weekend in Bath. Back rubs and bitching. As in, "does my bum look big in this bikini". "Well yes it does since you ask but never mind, we love you anyway". That sort of thing.

Best of luck with the weather guys. I'm in Bath with my bitches but I'm with you in spirit. Px

A driver

Indeed Mockney. Fuck gets filtered whereas fu*ck gets through. Live and learn.

That would be "And She Was" Olivia. Sorry, no gold stars this afternoon. Px

She Bop - Cyndi Lauper

Bring back the KLF!

Personally I feel motherfuc*er is nasty. The Americans are so very fond of it aren't they? Nothing really beats the C world to drive a point home although I'm particularly fond of wan*er myself. It's very time consuming to have to keep finding ways around the forum's anti-swearing software so that's causing me to do some fucking and blinding I can tell you.

So I understand Mockney. It can apparently also mean "diaper". Speaking of which, I see you're up at 5am. Oh dear.

Go for it then LegalB. When you've done profaning can I recommend a nice G&T.

Oh dear lord Narnia. Diaper! Are you serious! Can you just imagine the fun you could have with the ED yummies there.

LegalB, where is this all coming from honey? Have you had some bad holiday experience? I know it isn't sour grapes 'cos of the football. Px

Hey I didn't know there was a roof terrace. I could have done with knowing that last Sunday. Maybe a forum drink whilst it's still warm? Rusler - shameful - you're rumbled - report to the stocks. We should invest in some stocks and put them on Goose Green. Brilliant idea I think. Is it legal? Px

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > POGUE MAHONE. Hoochie, I've never been able to figure out which word is kiss and which word is arse? What do you say? px

Narnia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > I hear that last word all the time when I visit my > Spanish outlaws. It may translate as being very > rude but must be taken in context I think. In exactly what context do you say the word cunt without it being rude? Give me some examples of non-rude usage? Please.