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Back in the 90s I pitched a client some tosh in some boardroom somewhere at which a tampon fell out of my bag, rolled across the table and came to rest in front of him. Of course I carried on talking, feigned indifference and stretched across for him to pass it back - but inside my head the ground needed to open up and gobble me up. It's funny now though.

I remember from the distant past a French & Saunders clip in which one of them attended a meeting and proceeded to lay out their gonks and other girly parephenallia all over their bit of the meeting table. Give that a whirl.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > Aren?t these people able to use their own > intuition and common sense? That would be a no Brendan.

Poor you Rosie - you have my sympathies. This is indeed a load of b**llocks. Years ago, in the early 90's, I had a boss who was a complete prat and liked to play games at meetings. Nobody liked him. He always insisted that the bottled water was fizzy water so I used to give his bottle a little shake before meetings. Ha - a man with wet pants is not so scary.

Chich - in all honesty you are coming across as a sad person.

Regarding my earlier post re "Venison" tomorrow night. Is anyone actually interested in going to this? I ask because the Dingwalls site crashed badly under the pressure but I do have a link directly to a buying page that I can PM to anyone interested. I'm not going to post the link on a public thread because the tickets are already selling for big big money on ebay. Will happily PM to a Strokes fan / forumite. Personally I don't get them but that's beside the point.

That's fair comment Keef. If I want to know what the man on the Clapham omnibus thinks I'll come on here.

So where DO you go for balanced and intelligent news coverage?

Rock N Roll Nigger - Patti Smith

G L O R I A - Patti Smith

Not a starched white napkin in sight. Whores.

Horses - Patti Smith

I can't get past what the feck Hoochie

The Strokes are headlining IoW festival this weekend. Are there any Strokes fans in ED? There's a band called Venison playing at Dingwalls in Camden tomorrow night. Tickets for this "Venison" gig go on sale at 9pm this evening from the Dingwalls website. Strokes fans - get yourseles down to the "Venison" gig. http://www.dingwalls.com/listings/?lgig=6b422fa7-a092-4e32-91ff-f1d7150f110a&performance=1

Yes Jalapeno - I was a lucky girl and it was a great end. I had a couple of friends who saw the Gorillaz show from the side of the stage and apparently Damien was not a happy bunny and was having a major strop. Apparently. I didn't notice annything but then again I was a long way away and had had a lot of tequilla and danced myself silly in the dance tent. I wasn't noticing much to be honest.

Sophiesofa that's just barking. But if it makes you happy...... who am I to judge?

How could a thread that looks so innocuous on the face of it and up this filthy?

Hey Rhinestone, long time no post. Where you bin? Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo or somethang?

Done it PRosie - just for you. Px

Gorillaz closed Coachella this year and it was a great end fitting end to a fabulous 3 days and nights of dancing in the desert.

I'm a fairweather football fan. So long as they're in it I'll be flying the flag.

Hello Lovely, I've PMd you. Indigo 2 is more like the Roundhouse than the SBE. I've only been once and it was for a private gig which was packed and I stood and it was OK - I got a view. I can't see anything if I stand at the SBE but I'm OK standing at the Roundhouse. I haven't sat upstairs at Indigo2 so I can't comment. Hope this helps. Pxx

Dear PCG, If your Donny Osmond tank top is purple then you might just be able to pull it off. Otherwise it could be a fully blown fashion disaster. Sorry but it's all looking very serious so I suggest we kick this one upstairs to the Cathy and Claire page. Px

Did you have a tartan outfit with the short pants PGC?

I have not been to Oxford town - David Bowie