I have seen Lord Heseltine's garden twice recently on t'telly, and frankly if most of it was eaten by squirrels I don't think it would be any great loss. They could start with the hideous fountain, carry on to the "kiosks", then gnaw through the aviary to let the birds free. Maybe leave the arboretum and some of the borders..... ETA: Oh and if they were in particularly good gnawing mode, they could gnaw away at the two massive marble elephants which Lady Hezza brought back from a furniture tour of India, then found they were too big for the house. Too big for the effing massive house which appears to take up half of Northamptonshire. And the garden takes up the other half. Grrrrrr.