katie1997

seems like spending quite a few of them on the forum is what I am doing :-$ (and so are you lurkers) .....

if you have space for a Curry Club newcomer then I am def free on Mon 13th :)-D

waynetta Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Fellas. Make your wife cry during sex by phoning > her whilst having it. its good to talk, communication is important in any relationship. a timely reminder to hurry up and get the dinner on before he gets home never hurt anyone.

I wonder if I could get away with wearing a 'slanket' to work tomorrow? I only do 'real' work when I'm at home anyway....

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > All this talk of ice cream: I want a 99 - now! and with the way things are going from the sounds of this thread, you'll no doubt easily be able to get one at 12.47am in ED.

* looks into crystal ball * sees future thread titled 'in a cell at the back of the police station' posted at 4am..... 'special' sauce will no doubt be to blame....

cheesy chips rule. add chilli sauce and its practically a (vegetarian) gourmet feast ;)

Ladymuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > katie1997 Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > > * sprays disinfectant * > > > On the screen or the yukky fingered person? was supposed to be the screen but I like your thinking.....

people who insist on pointing to something on the screen of my laptop with their greasy hands (ewww yuk) * sprays disinfectant *

I can hear it as I type....bit late for piano tuning I would think ;-)

woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My 9 year old has just come back from "camp" with > the Wood Craft Folk ( commie cubs ) > > Today they went on a rally & he collected the > following > > A signed, personalised book from Dianne Abbot: > Never on our knees. A history of the RMT > > A NASUWT The teachers union Frisbee > > RMT: railagainstprivatisation DVD > > N.U.T Aqua Px re-cycled water x 2 > > RMT mini torch > > A black UNITE union T-shirt > > and much, much more... > > "We had a great day & we carried banners & all > that stuff & I had my photo taken with her ( D.A ) > " he excitedly told me.. > > Hmmm..Now I wonder if there an agenda going on > here ( like have they been infiltrated by the > "left" ) > > What's your thoughts & should I be worried > > > W**F Encourage the entrepeuneurial spirit in him and get him to set up a small business, flogging the 'goods' to make a profit to the unsuspecting masses. Like a kind of personal challenge...and with some of those items, it almost certainly will be. Failing that, be afraid, very afraid.

Pickle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > In my early years learning a musical instrument I > used to get banished outside to practise by my > parents. Our local icecream truck played > "Greensleeves" which was one of the first pieces I > learnt to play. I thought it was hilarious to > play it and watch the boys from next door rush > outside with their money to get icecream only to > look confused when they couldn't see the truck > anywhere. > > Cruel, but at least they recognised what I was > playing! > > I tell my 3.5 year old that the music playing > means the icecream has run out :) So funny Pickle, good one! And yes, why is it that 'Greensleeves' is the first thing you ever learn to play, (that or Fur Elise!?) :))

my mum was a rotter.... every time I thought I was going to get my piano tuned......she came back with ice-cream! (like, what's her problem? I used to wonder)

Thanks so much for organising G. F-a-b venue (not that I am biased at the staggering distance from my house....) (tu) Lovely to meet you all at last, cheers k x

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Why go to Dorset when they sell it in Sainsburys? > > Or go to the Shit and Shovel off Villiers Street. Thank you Brendan. Sainsbury's doesn't have the same 'feel' as Dorset though...and the views aren't as good ;-) Will check out Villiers St though (tu)

On a non-serious note.... this Blandford Fly is yummy.... Next time you are in Dorset, try it.....:)-D

I second the recommendation for Avon SSS - its what they use in the Scottish Highlands against the dreaded midges! Not sure if a myth or not but I heard that this is what they use for outdoors military training up there too. It really works for me anyway so good luck people.

JHC I cannot abide the man. Cannot believe I voted Labour and cheered when he got into Downing St. He is one of the most insincere politicians ever, in my view. How can anyone talk about him without mentioning Iraq and Afghanistan? What else? Hmmmm....where to start? Lords reform? He f*cked that up good and proper and its all stuffed full of "Tony's cronies" !! Hiding his earnings from the public eye, makes me sick. Economic policy? Yeah, right. Look at the divide between rich and poor after his governance. Narcissistic despicable tosser. No, I certainly don't want him back! *fucking Cool fucking Brittania*

Yes ok. Thanks. Btw, your mailbox is full! you shd have created a special woof-lottery account!

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This morning, I received a letter from a man > called Mike. > > He is offering to clean my carpets - for half > price. After a long talk with my girlfriend - and > some heated conversations with friends and family > - we have agreed to put his letter into the blue > recycling bag. > > I'm just 'putting this out there' in case anyone > else is currently working themselves into a > similarly pointless lather by way of a clipboard, > hi-vis jacket, biro and google-powered > deconstruction of privacy law - to no particular > useful end whatsoever. Absolutely brilliant. You could cut and paste that last para to any other thread esp 'google-powered deconstruction of [insert topic of your choice eg. dubious "science"]'. Everyone's an "expert" with a search engine to hand...

Has 1948 gone yet woof? Have I chosen too many numbers already? What about 48? When is the draw? Will you publish a list of who has what? Can I ask any more lottery related questions? :)-D

Has your account been taken over by jrussel (l) mick mac? God, I hope so.

Happy birthday to brum - hope you have a f-a-b day!

but does the Beehive in Swindon serve traditional bar snacks..? ;-)

Fair enough Sean, so 'controversial' was the wrong word to use. I am assuming the steady decline of clientele before the 'nail on the coffin' was increasing availability elsewhere/diversification? Or perhaps in ED's case, lack of traditional bar snacks? In my last para, I meant that seemingly the character of most local pubs has irrevocably changed although they still differ from those with the ubiquitous 'designer' wallpaper and anodyne themes. I don't harbour any resentment to the 'new' style pubs and their clientele and never said (or meant to imply) that in my post. Sure, people will complain in 50 years time that they too have lost their heritage, nostalgia is never what it used to be. I get that. *heads off to the Castle via the CPT* (tu)