Hmmm, so lets just summarise some of the points made above: 1. Its better to have cafes just serving fry ups rather than add a couple of Cafes in ED that provide more choice and source healthier ingredients. 2. Sequinned cushions and tealights are an anathema best left in Clapham or Islington. 3. The return of a real Butcher (and Fishmonger) to compete with Sainsburys and Somerfield is a giant step backwards. 4. A sharp increase in drug dealers to the growing middle classed has caused mass hallucinations where people see 9 sets of twins in 30 mins, or perhaps the same set cruising up and down the lane. 5. Basic staples like bread are only available in organic olive form at ?5 a touch. 6. Penny Chews are no longer available to the original ED residents that still cling on to pre decimal pennies (no doubt with Quenn Vic's face on). 7. The move of Walsh the Glazier a few hundred yards to Shawbury Rd has changed the face of ED forever. 8. IVF should only be given to woman as a kind of prize if they come through a serious illness like cancer and survive. 9. Selling your home in ED and capitalizing on the increased equity caused by the area being desirable and the marketing of ALL estate agents is OK as long as you declare your deep hate for Foxtons who've only JUST arrived in ED. I think I'll go and donate some sperm in Forest Hill. They might need it to compete with ED!