Peckhamgatecrasher

Hate to break it to you Hona, sweetheart, but there ain't been no conductors on buses for years.

What a disappointing thread. I thought you meant this.

What - that it's made from labrador puppies?

And that would be a euphemism for?

I fortify myself by taking the piss out of peeps like you.

Can I have my money back from Millwall for the last 20 years?

Do you mean lavatory?

Since this was started by a troll, I'll push it. Darling Hona, I am disappointed that you don't support your local cookwank shop. Next you'll be telling me the chopping board is imported.

Happy birthday lovely gals.

So glad to hear you've ditched Fiacra. St Fiacre is the patron saint of piles!

Have you got hold of Mockney's phone?

Mockers probably can't now change the place where minimockers was conceived, so Croydon it is.

Paddy Pantsdown - all is forgiven.

Neigh wench, as in God Rest ye Marey Gentlemen.

Thatz coz u is scary laydee.

Ewe silly mare.

My daughter is late August born. I think the January intake disadvantages them even more - older children have more intense teacher:pupil ratio for four months which puts them even further ahead. If you have the option (even though it's counter- intuitive) I'd put them in in September. I agree with gwod that relationships are formed early on and it's difficult for a late starter to find their feet. My daughter was subjected to some rotten bullying when she joined a new school in year one as the queen bees were already firmly established.

here it is

If I had a hammer [i'd chant Millwall songs] - Peter, Paul & Mary

7!

I saw Linda Barker the other morning on her way to the gym. I know she's not a rare sighting, but she had nary a scrap of makeup and looked beautiful. I hate her.

I personally would like to see new trolls have a look at old threads where this has already been covered.

No Simon, even the gentry don't send their children away to school at birth.

Shoo fly, don't bother me - Larry Groce

Pudding over pie every time.