Peckhamgatecrasher

Paddy Pantsdown - all is forgiven.

Neigh wench, as in God Rest ye Marey Gentlemen.

Thatz coz u is scary laydee.

Ewe silly mare.

My daughter is late August born. I think the January intake disadvantages them even more - older children have more intense teacher:pupil ratio for four months which puts them even further ahead. If you have the option (even though it's counter- intuitive) I'd put them in in September. I agree with gwod that relationships are formed early on and it's difficult for a late starter to find their feet. My daughter was subjected to some rotten bullying when she joined a new school in year one as the queen bees were already firmly established.

here it is

If I had a hammer [i'd chant Millwall songs] - Peter, Paul & Mary

7!

I saw Linda Barker the other morning on her way to the gym. I know she's not a rare sighting, but she had nary a scrap of makeup and looked beautiful. I hate her.

I personally would like to see new trolls have a look at old threads where this has already been covered.

No Simon, even the gentry don't send their children away to school at birth.

Shoo fly, don't bother me - Larry Groce

Pudding over pie every time.

3 HMs and 2 OFs!

There's a hole in my bucket - Burl Ives

Well they could at least dab a bit of perfumes of Arabia on their heels. PS - I'm sure shepherds in carols don't do nocturnal expressions.

Long Haired Lover from Liverpool - Wee Jimmy Osmond

Long Haired Lover from Liverpool - Wee Jimmy Osmond

Good burgers of East Dulwich won't exist until we get a Wimpey in Lordship Lane.

Good burgers of East Dulwich won't exist until we get a Wimpey in Lordship Lane.

Heard it too - I'd put it at 3.48 and 30 seconds! Either an extremely loud backfire or small explosion/v. loud gun report.

Heard it too - I'd put it at 3.48 and 30 seconds! Either an extremely loud backfire or small explosion/v. loud gun report.

Nice to see you provided subtitles for us English-speaking types.

Nice to see you provided subtitles for us English-speaking types.

'Bout the only Cab you'll find south of the river.