Peckhamgatecrasher

Lighter fluid is simply wonderful for removing sticky price labels. Get thee to a cheap emporium and buy 1,600 small items.

There's a place for us - some wet dude off Westside Story [Muley - let's run away together]

I'd be surprised if Hugenot conformed to Christian mores in the slightest. Whereas I aspire to them (but fail miserably)and object to euthanasia and execution on those grounds. That notwithstanding, I don't think Hugenot can be gainsayed for pointing out the bleeding obvious: mistakes or worse have happened in the case of capital punishment and would probably occur if euthanasia were legal. Romans and Japanese are the only instances of 'noble' suicide that I can think of immediately - not sure I'd want to follow suit.

truss

Mum told me not to come - Three Dog Night

Bring it on home to me - The Animals

Happy Birthday Strawbs!

It's a full moon tonight - will BBW be howlin'? I shall come along sporting the semi-hamster look. The side of my face has swollen up. Drink or Antibiotics? Hard decision.

Go to a Millwall game, then pootle on up to Bermondsey Square having hired the independent cinema for the night. Show film of bridegroom's choice while consuming obscene amounts of alcohol, having had the foresight to order Pizzeria Castello pizzas.

look at the thread about eight below this

sustainable

What are you on about?

Three score and ten and a little bit. You should make it there and back by candlelight.

Home on the Range - Roy Rogers

Strawbs, this is not a local council issue, but a Highway Codes (Nat Gov) one. You need to approach your MP. fyi: Highway Code No 195 Zebra crossings. As you approach a zebra crossing look out for pedestrians waiting to cross and be ready to slow down or stop to let them cross you MUST give way when a pedestrian has moved onto a crossing allow more time for stopping on wet or icy roads do not wave or use your horn to invite pedestrians across; this could be dangerous if another vehicle is approaching be aware of pedestrians approaching from the side of the crossing A zebra crossing with a central island is two separate crossings (see Rule 20). So though a driver should stop, he is not legally required to do so until you have put a foot on the crossing!

Have a chat to your father, Hugenot.

Nice? Nice? Please hand me two completed sides of A4 by the end of the day: "Why I should not use the word 'nice' incorrectly."

With ginger ale I trust - none of yer sweet lemonade!

Well I'll definitely be there!

Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Cheners

Do you wanna dance? - Saint Cliff

Well if we're on to hitman movies, my fave is The Day of the Jackal, which is pretty true to the book too.

Gives Electric Avenue a whole new meaning.

Yes Macroban, but this is the first time he's come on here a la Barry the Station Manager. I think it's a good thing - no need to be rude to the chap.

Those bloody kamikaze pilots always spoil everything.