Peckhamgatecrasher

Sounds like you need a doctor D_C!

baubles

Come on, HB. It's geegees or gewgaws. You're mixing your something which could be terribly painful.

That, MP, is what makes the FA Cup a cracking competition. I love it.

I too, always read it as Tingawee

After browsing the se23.com I noticed they have a status report(on/offline). Just thought it might be useful for us, at least it might prevent HonaloochieBaby or Brendan talking to themselves.

harmless pursuit?

Truly, we are all flawed, Brendan.

As an antidote to Philip Roth I'm reading Mihir Bose's biography of Keith Miller, an Australian cricketer. This extract is from his period in England during 1942: Soon after he arrived in Bournemouth, he was invited one weekend to play for the RAAF at Dulwich. That Sunday afternoon a hit-and-run raider bombed a bar that was a particular Miller haunt. Had he not been playing cricket he would certainly have been there. Seven of his friends were killed. Who knew Dulwich was a prophylactic?

they can't pave over the diagonal path, it's used as a wicket in the summer.

Sorry, I'll move my pitch.

And will the phantom proctologist also be inviting the West Dulwichites?

Venus in blue jeans - Jimmy Clanton

Venus & Mars are alright tonight - Wings

Take cover SimonM. A certain little lady has been indulging in dead drops today. Don't walk over Waterloo Bridge if it threatens rain.

In the words of Hugh Grant, surreal but nice.

Didn't Terry Gilliam drink in The Clockhouse? Maybe they serve it there.

Is JB demonstrating keepieuppies?

Infamy!

Goody - I'm off to get me a Little Mermaid-themed cheese grater.

Is that anything like a fag hag? Mind boggles!

Tried to claim it, but the police station had no record of it happening!

What is Life? - George Harrison

Noooooooooooo. I love my kitchen tat.

Life is a minestrone - 10CC