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Peckhamgatecrasher

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  1. Okay. I've solved it. Saw the van on Crystal Palace Road - had a good gander. It has pictures of cats on the back windows and looking from the cab backwards I could see it had a caged interior. Obviously it rounds up all the stray cats in East Dulwich pretending to be an elephant warden van so they are bamboozled and go quietly.
  2. In defence of Battersea Parks Police, I encountered a lovely one when I received a parking ticket. There were extenuating circumstances and he advised I appeal and quote his number as witness. I was let off the fine.
  3. I do think it was Jack Bertrand Russells being walked.
  4. I'm with JimmyD. Those posh school brats need a shake up one evening*. I'll bring the Diamond Whites. *Has anyone noticed that the drug-dealing hoodies have been superseded by the PSBs in the last six months?
  5. There are three young chaps who persistently walk their three dogs in the family section at 7 am most mornings. I fear I lack the courage to tackle them. To whom does one tip the wink in officialdom?
  6. I want to be carried off in a motorcycle and sidecar combo. I have no issues with a pink hearse.
  7. One of the dogs I walk has indeed jumped over the outer fence, but the function of the outer fence is not to keep dogs in or out. The fence down the middle path is to separate dog and dog-free areas - if it can be cleared easily, it is obviously not 'fit for purpose' (hate that phrase but it works here).
  8. Maybe it's a silent protest to return the Elephant & Castle to its fetching shade of pink. I rue the day that some eejit thought it would be a good Red Nose Hoot to paint it red.
  9. I'm in love with Paul Weller.
  10. Jah, here's a picture of Dawn for your edification: http://www.peterwilliams.org/images/Gallery/500px-Apollo.jpg
  11. It's very seasonal to peruse a ho.
  12. Highway Code re bicycles, no dispensation for age: 64 You MUST NOT cycle on a pavement. [Laws HA 1835 sect 72 & R(S)A 1984, sect 129]
  13. Brendan, please may I be in an EDF Drinks Quango or appointed Drinks Czarina?
  14. Moos, I have a notion that according to the Highway Code, noone may ride on pavements.
  15. Elton John really should have stayed off the sunbeds.
  16. Belated felicitations, MB
  17. What the hell does "blue sky thinking" mean?
  18. nowt wrong with a kazoo expertly wielded, especially when accompanied by the spoons.
  19. I think Quids is trying to cover the fact that he requested this lovely lady on another thread: http://www.onthebusesfanclub.co.uk/newsite/images/olive.jpg
  20. 34 for 5 doesn't bode well.
  21. yes, but funny.
  22. Get thee to a nunnery.
  23. But as The Saint - simper.
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