Peckhamgatecrasher

The spout has just fallen off my kettle. I am annoyed.

This is what you want Brendan: white poppy Not that I advocate it.

John Buchan suffered from duodenal ulcers.

link to horse photo

Made a batch last month from a glut that a friend down the road had. The recipe called for chilli and lime juice. I went off piste and threw the whole lime in. Tasted disgusting so added honey to counteract it. Still tasted disgusting. Kept it in dark for required month, tasted it a few days ago [you know, wanted a present for some chilli-loving dude] and guess what? It is still disgusting. So can't cook either.

Surely Jonathan Creek is ok?

It's more if you drop your change all over the floor and have to stoop.

Absolute rubbish. Beans didn't appear at all. Peas numbered about 8. Four strawberries off three plants. Have only had two tomatoes ripen so far. The rest are beginning to rot. Brussels got attacked by cabbage white caterpillars and don't appear to be doing much at the moment. Haven't tried the carrots yet, but the tops look very weedy. Had some impressive looking grapes so manically built a pergola to take the weight. They all disappeared. Whether it was the wood pigeons or strange orangy hovering things that took them, I don't know. Only thing that thrived was the thyme, but since I planted it last summer, it doesn't count. Conclusion: I have green tomatoes, not fingers.

Only by strange royalists, apparently.

Oh dear. I am very touched by their plight.

Hear, hear.

Divine Right of Kings, Snorky. They know where you live.

If you take a left by the defunct petrol station on Walworth Rd, road curves round to cycle crossing. Go straight over, bear right in front of school in the square(Charlotte Sharman?). Wiggle on backstreets through Waterloo to Blackfriars Bridge.

Lovely info, Macroban.

Does anyone know why the pedestrian lights on crossroads of Peckham Rye/E Dulwich Road have been boarded over? I can see no reason for it and it's leading to some rather suicidal behaviour by people crossing.

Cos they haven't a tun

get yer own moniker, althea's husband - we need to hear more from you.

Adminyadmin said: "... we cannot pay for a programmer to sort it out." Is it worth asking on the forum if someone is a programmer and would do it for free? I know absolutely nothing about computers, but if I did I would offer my time to keep something so good up to scratch.

Not unlike my grandmother.

thanks to the guilty pleasures thread, I've just revisted Mr Holder. Fantastic voice which naturally leads one to play Ms Joplin. Do you think if I up my smoking I'll sound like either?

Hello everyone. It's a pub. If you want coffee, go to a coffee shop.

Update: father has torn a ligament kick-starting the moped. Doctor has forbidden him to ride it again. Result.

Here's mine. Anyone who uses "haver" as a lyric is pure genius:

I think I will go looking for conkers on Goose Green. May take some time cos I'm pretty sure there aren't any horse chestnut trees there!

Alan Rickman - swoon. Sorry, wrong thread.