Peckhamgatecrasher

Hole spilling? I thought no-one born after 1970 was cognisant with the great Maestro Cribbins.

I think the Duck is enjoying the respite. What is it about your animals?

You'll have to give up bacon sarnies, Jah.

There, there.

I believe I'm in love with JimmyD.

I've heard there are things past Watford.

Not mutually exclusive - just requires a little organisation.

NO!

That's easy - stretch marks, saggy bits & bobs, & stress incontinence.

Mrs Moos. Shame on you - you should not be perusing a thread about single males. Three brer rabbits.

The International Cricket Council have confirmed that a series of amendments to playing conditions are to take effect. ... Additionally, all catches can now be referred to the third umpire when the on-field officials are unsure as to the validity of an appeal. I quite like watching slow action replays and even waiting for third umpire decisions, but I can't help feeling we are moving away from the human element - bad/good umpiring decisions are part of the fun. What do you think?

Quite right, Brendan. Keep Johnny Foreigner guessing.

Don't get me started on black hairs. Walk down Blenheim Grove, etc, etc.

A slap and a kick for being so quick. [No returns is as meaningless as fainites]

I think Ted Max is right - why change a perfectly good name? Marion is really quite fetching.

Proverbs 10: 10 - "He that winketh with the eye causeth sorrow"

I'd be up for a polka night - rather fancy a dashing sergeant major!

Like the random 20 minutes of smoking. My aim over the next few years is to surreptitiously smoke in every boozer around. One down, quite a few to go.

I could be a ringer for you!

Cheers David - will pop in sometime.

Thanks for replying s.woodlands. Unfortunately, my instinct when there was no beer was to scoot up the roadto the Man of Kent - maybe that's why people are leaving? It doesn't stop you stocking some decent bottled ales as a second best. I'm shy of going again, but if you sort this, I would love to return.

Don't do anything until you've addressed the problem of BEER. See my post in another thread.

Nice shot Hugenot.

Saturday morning stuff I SMS II

He's quite famous for his flounces.