Peckhamgatecrasher

Does Joe 90 count?

Oakhurst Grove holds a special place for me: twice I've seen toads mating. How odd is that? I'm sure extreme lamplighting would scare them off, unless they're partial to a bit of George Formby.

It must be a girl thing. I simply adore Stephen Fry.

This is patently not cricket: England's Test series against West Indies this winter will use the umpire decision review system. The system - trialled during the recent series between India and Sri Lanka - allows a side up to three appeals against a decision per innings. The International Cricket Council confirmed on Tuesday it will be implemented during England's four Test matches in the Caribbean in February and March 2009.

I'm a trifle confused - I don't do figures. Is the nub, one burns off more in the pool (say for 15 mins) than if one runs 15 mins?

Oh for goodness' sake, tedmax, it's far too early to start blubbing. I demand a mascara warning at the beginning of your posts.

Just because one is single and trying to get on the first rung of the property ladder, it doesn't follow that one has had a good taste extirpation.

Sorry, b3y, that question was actually to mightyroar - just your post set me up for some wordplay (which I always insist on before the actual event).

I thought it was 'I'.

I'm slightly worried that Piers seems to be espousing the Edith Sitwell school of music.

Don't trip trap across that bridge Sean.

I think it was more mightyroar's hairy sectarian guy that bothered me. What are you on? Edited for sp.

We were using the Fusion courts at Waverley School. The problem is that a Fusion card purchased at East Dulwich does not allow one to telephone book at Waverley, so you need to make sure you take out your membership at the Waverley branch, or trog up there in person to book. Courts are available in the evening, mid-week up to 9 pm, I think. Depending on what activities are taking place, there are two to four courts. [i can't do this for a couple of weeks, but organise away and I'll join in at some point].

I'm sure Damo didn't mean you, Moos. You're a wuss on the slide.

No they're not. I used to love smoking on the upper back deck.

It's that man again, ne c'est pas?

Believe me, one can hold a whole pencil case with that size.

"I do".

Ooh, I love a masterful man who knows his own mind.

Oh dear, Ruffers. You have forever spoilt the fantasy that was Phil Tufnell.

I have to show a Spanish girl the real London this week, will you be repeating it at any time, *Bob*?

But it was parked!

Don't worry Asset, I think JC can take it.

Softy pants. We had to crawl through the legs to unstick someone.

I noticed that the other day, on the way to Lidl. What's wrong with a tin can and a couple of conkers?