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Peckhamgatecrasher

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  1. My only gripe about the shop (v friendly staff btw) is that for all the lurid flavours available, it would be jolly nice to have the option of some good, plain chocolate.
  2. Golly MP - you must have farrowed a fair few litters then.
  3. Busy Bee - Arthur Askey
  4. Jeremy: you seem a capable fellow - would you come and put up my new curtain rail please? Hugenot: offspring and issue in the same post. Has your clock been put off kilter by seasonal adjustments?
  5. Noooooo. There are some things women shouldn't do, eg, commentate on football matches and play Dr Who. (Not saying that they are not capable, just they shouldn't do it.)
  6. You want to taste eyes? Hasn't there been a shout for Mrs Mockney too?
  7. Bally coves wearing their poppies on the wrong side emerging from No. 10.
  8. That surely depends if it's through the round or square window.
  9. see what Pietersen can look forward to!
  10. Don't mention The Armada!
  11. I have no money, no career, own kid and own teeth. How do I score?
  12. Mine is deeply esoteric and I'm not sure I want to explain it.
  13. sentimental tripe but it makes me cry poignant ending but it makes me ...
  14. Fettes & Oxford differ how much?
  15. There is a shop called Karavan (I think) in L Lane, just past Chandelier, that has free copies of cycle maps.
  16. Ivy?
  17. Osbourne & Little make charming wallpaper.
  18. I am Spartacus.
  19. Aren't five year plans and private ownership at odds with each other?
  20. You could try an intergalactic laxative, HB.
  21. Bad luck, Michael - the Yeti has been confirmed by the Japanese. Therefore the G spot ...
  22. It was flowers in the rain actually. Tony the Tiger is my hero.
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