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Peckhamgatecrasher

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  1. I say, Roy Wood is looking a bit haggard these days.
  2. Son of a Preacher Man - Dusty Springfield
  3. Locale have jazz at weekends.
  4. Another diversionary tactic would be to bake a light cake for tea.
  5. That's Not My Name - Dizee Rascal
  6. I find if you ask Utch on any emotion troubling you, it is the key to peace and equanimity.
  7. My dear Moos, I fear you have become unhinged.
  8. Larry the Lamb?
  9. Oh Brendan, I've never met anyone else who shares my fondness for door furniture. Which do you find funniest?
  10. Careful that forumites don't use other means to stalk you. You know, cats that menace, that sort of thing.
  11. Just to note, if you are driving to Blackheath, leave in plenty of time, the roads get v. clogged. I missed it one year due to this. Better to go by train. Pubs are heaving also, so if you want a pint without fighting through a scrum, get there early.
  12. My only gripe about the shop (v friendly staff btw) is that for all the lurid flavours available, it would be jolly nice to have the option of some good, plain chocolate.
  13. Golly MP - you must have farrowed a fair few litters then.
  14. Busy Bee - Arthur Askey
  15. Jeremy: you seem a capable fellow - would you come and put up my new curtain rail please? Hugenot: offspring and issue in the same post. Has your clock been put off kilter by seasonal adjustments?
  16. Noooooo. There are some things women shouldn't do, eg, commentate on football matches and play Dr Who. (Not saying that they are not capable, just they shouldn't do it.)
  17. You want to taste eyes? Hasn't there been a shout for Mrs Mockney too?
  18. Bally coves wearing their poppies on the wrong side emerging from No. 10.
  19. That surely depends if it's through the round or square window.
  20. see what Pietersen can look forward to!
  21. Don't mention The Armada!
  22. I have no money, no career, own kid and own teeth. How do I score?
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