Peckhamgatecrasher

Am loving "Nurse Jackie". Anyone else like this?

Oh dear.

As long as it wasn't Uncle Bulgaria, that's alright.

Why did noone tell me about cricvid.com? Just discovered it in the newsagents.

Smelling that whisky already. Pesky rogue 'e's.

Tackling the Hickstead Derby Bank or flying over Becher's would be wonderful for me. Wouldn't have the nerve however.

Be fair, MM, South Africans get first dibs.

Are we voting for a clap cliniic?

And is there milk and honey still for tea? FO Advice

I should think Flanagan & Allen are more apt: ... have you any dirty washing, Mother dear?

Yeah, that Virgil always smelled nice.

I'll hear nowt against Maestro Bagley, Quids. "High Citadel" one of my all time favourites.

Plautius should have asked the fascinating witches who put the scintilating stiches in the britches of the boys who put the powder on the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Caractacus, who had just passed by.

Mrs Gaskell anybody?

Can't fault "The Moonstone". Found "The Woman in White" a bit harder. And I think her 'inner strength' was in place long before the rape. WQ - try Geoffry Archer - much better.

Know what you mean about the perv thing. What I mean is that I'm very easily put off by recommendations. Anything that's Booker Prize or, God forbid, Richard & Judy approved is the kiss of death for me. Larsson was so lauded that I avoided him for ages and was pleasantly surprised. Can't tell you how disappointing "The King's Speech" was when I saw it - for the same reasons.

No sympathy - I did scoff at the time. Having finally paid my library fine last weekend, I've gone a bit mad. In the last 10 days I've read: "Toast" - bit of a bitch our Nigel "The Winter Ghosts" - absolute drivel "Cider with Rosie" - charming and perceptive all three Larssons - hype justifiable; "Trust Me I'm a Junior Doctor" - funny and poignant "An Empty Death" - makes Kate Mosse look erudite "Don't tell Alfred" - delightful puff, makes one hanker after hats and gloves the last two "Joshua Files" - pretty good (teen stuff so don't bother unless you are weird like me) "The Woodcutter" - bloody brilliant and am currently enjoying "The Complaints" - juicy non-Rebus cop stuff.

Martini. That's a proper patio noun.

Oh *Bob*, you are all I long for, all I worship and adore, in other words, please be true, in other words, I love you.

Coutts do anything - for a price!

I think I'll go for the noble sport of bmx riding.

But Upper Sarcasm is quite pretty. Two pubs and a church, what more could you ask for?

It says that certain members of the Forum are masquerading as octopuses/i/ii(???).

I'm jealous of Sheffield. I want one of these.

Lonning Lovely word