Peckhamgatecrasher

Um Moos speak with um forked tongue. Not even a ghost of golden daffodils. Don't worry spotify - my dog's peed up most of them. That should sort the dilly down thiefs out.

*stumbles into room for eye opener - crashes into a mildly reproving windsor chair* *stretches out arm, waiting for a drink to appear* *muses aloud: wonder if Dear Cathy & Claire have any advice for a hangover?*

But I want Carnell and pistachio.

If you're worried about the loss of language, you need to go to the Spidall outpost - Nunhead.

My middle name is gullible. As dear CS Lewis wrote: There are two equal and opposite errors into which our race can fall about the devils. One is to disbelieve in their existence. The other is to believe, and to feel an excessive and unhealthy interest in them. They themselves are equally pleased by both errors and hail a materialist or a magician with the same delight.

I'm not Jewish, but if anyone would like to invite me to a Shabbat supper, I'd love to attend. It sounds like a delightful tradition. Could swap you a Sunday roast!

Second Earl best of a bad bunch probably.

CWALD - RIP. In my best Juliet Stevenson voice: *I miss her, I miss her, I miss her!*

From who/m? Never could work that one out.

Can't help thinking Rye Park Adventure Playground (with veg growing area) plus the sensory trail in the park; and the Wildlife Centre, Marsden Road pretty much have those angles covered.

halft term events organised by Southwark

Rats, I missed the end of it - sounds exciting. Brendan, try moving the button over or invest in a pair of braces* - they'll be sartorially apit in Surrey. Just don't go for a cravat for another 12 years or so. *a brace of braces?

No he's going to Narnia to bunk up with Declan.

you might want to leave the blue bunting out.

MP, that would be low.

Please don't tell me the future's orange!

Article in this week's 'Horse & Hound' (shades of Hugh Grant) talks about accommodation for the Olympics: Home-stay websites have only just started advertising, but to give an idea of price, currently listed for August 2012 is a self-catering Greenwich apartment for four people in two bedrooms at ?600 per night, and two bedrooms (three beds) within a home two miles from Greenwich, at ?500 including breakfast. www.homestaylondon2012.com www.HomeAway.co.uk www.rentduringthegames.com www.londonrentmyhouse.com

I know you are all gagging for an update on the cooker, so .... ... the wonderful Jim Grint, electrician extraordinaire, fitted the cooker. The gas bit was not straightforward as the old cooker was a bayonet connection and the new cooker had a thingy connection. The pipes were different thicknesses and despite the palaver, the lovely Jim talked with colleagues in the know and sorted it all out. Extremely good rates and very accommodating and thorough. So if anyone needs a cracking electrician, Jim's yer man, and he's local. 07904 841 155. Now, when's my slot for Come Dine With Me?

Am loving "Nurse Jackie". Anyone else like this?

Oh dear.

As long as it wasn't Uncle Bulgaria, that's alright.

Why did noone tell me about cricvid.com? Just discovered it in the newsagents.

Smelling that whisky already. Pesky rogue 'e's.

Tackling the Hickstead Derby Bank or flying over Becher's would be wonderful for me. Wouldn't have the nerve however.

Be fair, MM, South Africans get first dibs.