Pah! You couldn't beat a bottle of Brut (splash it on all over) in a box, let alone Lynx in a cage. Unless of course, your fighting skills include High Karate.
The price of pine nuts is stonking these days. Persephone refuse to stock them now until they come down to sensible level; the grocer near Chener says they have more than doubled in last year. Perhaps this new breed are picked by trained monkeys from trees on Nepalese ranges hence the price.
If Bristol City can't beat Millwall with James in goal, they must be pretty pants, can't blame him for jumping ship. Maybe Crystal Palace are looking for a bootboy.
We really don't need to know your habits, Sue! According to a public notice, there is going to be a manicure/pedicure place where Balfour Bikes are now. Can't say the thought thrills me.