Narnia

Anybody but France for me!

I'd get rid of Word Association........it's far too easy and thus a bit pointless.........much like this thread.

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Narnia Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Recycle your favourite thread HAL? Why would > you > > do that? Can a computer be sarcastic? > > 'Recycle' in computer speak means do something > useful with it. > > I'm guessing your definition of 'recycle' means > something else - like wipe it off the face of the > earth? By your definition HAL, what would it mean for your favourite thread?

Recycle your favourite thread HAL? Why would you do that? Can a computer be sarcastic?

I'm thinking size Daizie.

If you were do send a thread/poster off for recycling which one would it be?

I find that trousers are the best indicator of middle age.

Oh I realise it's location DM. Indeed it seems very popular amongst the local carnivores. Of course I've never been in there due to my finding it somewhat distasteful to eat the meat of another animal. Would there be any room for my type in SE21 do you think? PS Surely you are superior

Mick & Quids, would one of you explain the concept of laying a bet in terms of an example. I have a little account since getting a free bet but have a problem with the maths when it comes to laying. Obviously BF does it for you. Question is what are they doing? Thanks.

Dear DM, isn't there an SE21 forum for this sort of stuff. You wouldn't expect the SE22 riff raff on here to know anything about boning pheasants would you?

Ladymuck,excuse me if this post is a bit irreverent. Everyone has been very nice with what they have said and admire you for what you have done in befriending this lady for 4 years. The fact is I was looking on the net for something nice to quote regarding death and the first thing I read was a Buddist view of the subject. Some nice words were written but they were really for believers of an afterlife which may or may have been relevant. I didn't know, so left it. Then I came across a crazy site called 'the Death Clock'. It was quite simple really. You enter some details as I did about myself, DOB etc. I ignored the BMI section as I didn't know what mine was and suspected it wouldn't improve my result. Presto, it told me in seconds how many I have left to live. It was quite a large number but by heck it was getting smaller every second that went by. I then entered your friends details and apparently she should have died in August 1999. Well that was a shock as she obviously didn't. I presume if she had you would never have met her, I might be wrong. Nevertheless, you did meet her and she you and you spent some good times in each other's company.It might not have happened if the old Death Clock was accurate! All things come to an end both good and bad. I wonder might you feel better about this if it were possible for either of you (your fellow carer)were able to travel with her to Switzerland. I have seen a programme about this place and it really is dignified. Alternatively or as well, would it be possible for the Serbian lady to visit home for the last time? She might find she likes it there. Whatever about the possible options there is no getting away from the fact that we all die alone where ever it might be. When my mother died it was left to the sons to decide what should be played musically in the church(as my father was very ill) at her funeral. My input was a song called 'Where's your mother gone?' by Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep, I think. Needless to say it wasn't selected. Still it gave us a laugh. Maybe this will give you a laugh as in 100 years none of us will be here. I hope so. D.

Administrator Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Photo embedding abuse means people posting > exceptionally large photos or oversized photos > that take up disk space. > > Sorry, I cannot cut down on people posting photos > that you do not find funny however you can turn > images off in your browser, to find out how look > in the help section of your browser or search > Google. Now you have explained what you meant by abuse I realise my request was based on ignorance.

Administrator Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hi > > It is preferred that people attach photos to posts > rather than embed them into messages as that > facility tends to get abused. What I have done is > change the text above the text editing box from > "Attach a file ..." to "Attach a file or photo > ..." to make it a bit clearer for those who > struggle. > > What other tips would be in the How to section? > Tips on "everything" is a bit of a broad subject. How do you define abuse Admin? There's a spate of posts with pictures at the moment, some may be funny but mostly not. In a forum where the written word is the point of it, can you cut down on these please?

Number 11 looks like a cheese shoe.

Mary

I don't think the shoe pledge has been discussed enough. The odd number 5 suggests thought for those less fortunate than those of us who have two feet. However if every fifth shoe is an odd one is that not overdoing political correctness? Have surveys been done? Do we need that many odd shoes? Hope Labour stays away from cheese with holes in it.

Well I think it's fine, building jumbo planes. Or taking a ride on a cosmic train. Switch on summer from a slot machine. Yes, get what you want to if you want, 'cause you can get anything. I know we've come a long way, We're changing day to day, But tell me, where do the children play? Well you roll on roads over fresh green grass. For your lorry loads pumping petrol gas. And you make them long, and you make them tough. But they just go on and on, and it seems that you can't get off. Oh, I know we've come a long way, We're changing day to day, But tell me, where do the children play? Well you've cracked the sky, scrapers fill the air. But will you keep on building higher 'til there's no more room up there? Will you make us laugh, will you make us cry? Will you tell us when to live, will you tell us when to die? I know we've come a long way, We're changing day to day, But tell me, where do the children play? Cat Stevens

That's the smelly one isn't it?

What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East? Cheeses of Nazareth!

Do you believe this? I know I do.

I'm as likely to believe these as I would 5 Tory pledges. I suspect you'll promise Christmas in Narnia!

Fleas?

Don't we all Sean!

God

Woof is this your worst thread ever? If not, which one was it? Roll over