waynetta
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Licked my arse.
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Shouldn't he be putting her in the recovery position? http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/10/29/article-1325031-0BD2A1FC000005DC-14_468x726.jpg
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http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/jimmy-durante.jpg
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Been to prison Smoked crack Had sex with a Chinaman. Been to a forum drinks.
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LIE Jacob's cream crackers on a 'mattress' consisting of two slices of processed cheese wrapped in kitchen paper, before buttering. This will help to distribute pressure evenly across the back of the biscuit, and thus prevent cracking.
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MUMS Stop children putting their elbows on the table at mealtimes by covering the table top with cement, and sprinkling it with broken glass. Leave small circles clear for plates, cups etc.
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I'm not sure if he'd be much good in the air, unless he's swinging from branch to branch. http://www.art247.com/images/medium/MIRRORPIX/WA/WA2558376.jpg
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The Fab Four http://my.lifeonmusic.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/2003_the_jungle_book_2_011-300x180.jpg
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8a/KingLouie.jpg/250px-KingLouie.jpg
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AT dinner parties put food colouring in guests' drinks, a different colour for each guest. Not only will the colours brighten up your party, but if anyone urinates on the bathroom floor you'll know who it was.
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VICARS Avoid confetti problems in your churchyard by spraying the bride and groom with a light coating of 'spray mount' adhesive before they leave the church. The confetti will then stick to them, and not be left littering the ground.
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A LARGE pot of homemade soup is an inexpensive way to feed the family. Make it last longer by eating it with forks.
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i'm keeping this ffucking thread going single handed. There must be some kkunt out there who loves monkeys as much as i do !
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edited because it might cause offence
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What do you reckon his handicap is MickMac? http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xwE0rBDpg1Y/SPVTfKJF5RI/AAAAAAAACAo/fwzoBwsCt_0/s400/funny-animals-chimp-playing-golf.jpg
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Kenny G eat your heart out http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_R-_ONwRsAR8/SSIaNaDpTtI/AAAAAAAAAtE/BXaWahLvZWU/s320/chimp_playing_saxaphone.jpg
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'Grease' Arthur Mullard and Hylda Baker style. http://www.prideofmanchester.com/comedy/photos/baker-youretheone.jpg
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MARRIED COUPLES Find out where you live in relation to other buildings in the neighbourhood by driving to a nearby hill while your 'other half' lets off an emergency flare from a bedroom window.
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APPLY red nail varnish to fingernails before clipping them. The red nails will be much easier to spot on your bathroom carpet, ( unless you have a red carpet, in which case a contrasting varnish should be selected).
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SteveT http://www.menziesera.com/media/images/steptoe.jpg
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http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ynpXE4BgpGE/Sjvw4afFtrI/AAAAAAAALF4/UX5UJj248gw/s400/Magilla-Gorilla_l.jpg
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edited so i don't cause offence...phew, this is becoming a habit http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xwE0rBDpg1Y/SPVTfKJF5RI/AAAAAAAACAo/fwzoBwsCt_0/s400/funny-animals-chimp-playing-golf.jpg
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Bring back the days when we all spoke like this bloke. http://www.trashfiction.co.uk/comedy_mullard.jpg
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edited cos blahblahblahdeblah...................
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Get them on the X factor. http://www.bbc.co.uk/manchester/content/images/2005/03/01/gallery_shifter_400_400x300.jpg