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oi where'd you get my pic anyway.I won't post any more mingers but how about a few gurners? http://chasingspoons.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/vyxiffewke.jpg?w=300&h=224

If you have a leak in the radiator in your car a good way to temporarily plug it is to crack an egg into it. See. I do have a serious side as well. ;-)

ok. I won't post anymore. :(

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/blend1.jpg

I know. I'm sorry. You gotta admit though, they're funny. :))

Removed because it has caused offence.

Removed because it has caused offence

teehee. Childish I know. http://www.zeigermann.com/oldblog/images/2003/05/11/deann.jpg

WANT to drive to the pub, but worried about being caught drink driving? Simply consume so much alcohol that by closing time you have completely forgotten ever owning a car.

FELLAS Fill up your inflatable blow-up dolls with hot water for those cold winter nights.

A DROP of cooking oil placed outside their hole will help get rid of mice. When they next appear, they will slip over onto their backs, making capture much easier.

No iplayer and telly up the creek. I reckon the Chilean miners had more fun in the evenings then you do.

I'm not suprised. I thought it was only the blokes who wore them.

Cheers (tu):)) There's plenty more where they came from.

I'm sorry if I upset you nahnah. I take it back about you and the blow up doll. I was only joking. Smiley face :):)

hopefully more then your blow up doll nania. i bet you've got the foot pump going six to the dozen on that poor cow.

Fukking well feels like it sometimes.

I have just watched Panorama about the Chilean miners. My god, it really hit home what those poor men went through and the effect it has had on them. One of the miners, a 31 year old man, is really suffering from post traumatic stress. He was shown, after his rescue, screaming at his family 'you don't know what it's like to die'. His wife said to him 'Edison,you are not dead' He responded by crying and saying how they could not ever know what it was like to be down there in the darkness. Fuckk me! I don't think any of my top tips could make him see the funny side of life. Mind you, I don't think it makes most of you lot see it either. At least he doesn't spend his time worrying and moaning about Iceland being an eyesore or picking up a PCN because he was dopey enough to drive like a muppet.

STOP to pick up the bodies of any small animals (rabbits, mice, weasels etc) which you run over in the road, and keep them in the boot of your car. Once the boot is full you should have enough to make a fur coat - an ideal suprise gift for your wife.

MAKE chocolate flavour toothpaste by eating a Mars bar whilst brushing your teeth.

LADY DRIVERS Draw a little diagram on a Post-it showing the position of the handbrake and gearstick, and stick it to your dashboard. This will save you having to look for them when the lights go green.

STOP being scared of spiders by handling spiders on a regular basis until you aren't scared of spiders anymore.

OLD LADIES Worried some poor sod who's late for his bus is going to get past you on the pavement? Simply wander aimlessly from left to right. That will stop them.

PENSIONERS Get to the bus stop 30 minutes before your bus pass starts. That way you can spend half an hour whingeing that the driver wouldn't let you on the bus. You will especially enjoy this if the driver is black.

DYSLEXICS Try deliberately spelling words wrongly. This way at least you have a chance spelling them correctly.