waynetta
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4x4 DRIVERS Use your bullbars as a handy mobile railing on which you can tie flowers in memory of the people you run down.
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DONT throw away old pieces of string simply because they're too short. Knot them together and hey presto! A new, longer, useful piece of string.
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Only kiddin' Luv Ya really. Well not literally as we've never met and I don't know you from Adam.
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Boom Boom !! Keep those jokes coming Hugeego
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Hallelulah ! Rejoice ! :)-D
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I'd just like to recommend this organisation that does walking holidays in Afghanistan. They also offer a special bonus week in the Helmand province if you survive. They're called the British army and they are very experienced in this kind of thing. Included in the holiday are your own gun, bullet proof vest, map, night vision goggles and body bag. I don't own the company or have any connection to them in case you're wondering.
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CONVINCE friends you've joined the Socialist Worker's party by becoming unsociable, giving up work, and standing on street corners ranting away on subjects about which you know very little.
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WHEN tickling a friend try saying "tickie-tickie! Tickie-tickie!" as this guarantees 37% more laughter than the standard silent tickling.
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We got da funk! http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTM_fY_w0L39Mknhhqq30A8gKK4TOAqMpK6QdN5qsgAOslPg-g&t=1&usg=__OETBz07_WzmkVxJld4hDMr_qub0=
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Don't forget this lovely. http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRAl5N8ILPGU17BqQw4QtDBVOT6sB_evyQOyzEt64HRaSfIzL0&t=1&usg=__cGLYPHaVkcbDjtpxc7XKIuH6Ol8=
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This one deserves it's own drum roll. http://www.bbc.co.uk/collective/dnaimages/021121/badhair3.jpg
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Nice one..... http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRr2lQYdpWcFsb4axjhEVW715qFphxofs6ov7ERxt3b5qPkRm4&t=1&usg=__UhPBunLcTkBsI8r3fg5kSaO0Xxk=
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IMPRESS members of the opposite sex by acquiring a comprehensive knowledge of a subject which interests them and then steering the conversation towards this topic.
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Yes. ALWAYS keep tubes of haemorrhoid ointment and Deep Heat rub well seperated in your bathroom cabinet.
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SAVE electricity on freezing winter nights by unplugging your fridge and placing the contents on your doorstep.
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LOL >:D
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SUCK the eyes from attacking zombies using a Black and Decker Dustbuster. The blinded ghouls will then wander around aimlessly and can be dispatched at a more leisurely pace using the usual methods.
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So you have been paying attention Mr ???? ? Either that or stalking all my posts.
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MOTORISTS When stopped by the police for speeding or driving dangerously, always indignantly point out that they could spend their time arresting 'proper' criminals. I haven't tried it myself, but I'm sure they'd see your point and let you off with a warning.
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PLACE your christmas tree in an alcove, bay window or similar recess. After christmas block it off using empty cornflakes packets to form a partition wall. Come next december simply pull down the wall, and hey presto! There's your tree, decorations and all.
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MUMS Underpants with leg holes sewn up make very good and stylish hats. Our teenage daughter must be the envy of all her friends at school wearing a pair which my husband discarded several years ago.
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TEACH small boys the value of money by bursting their football. They will have to work to earn enough money to buy a replacement.
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They're getting out tomorrow. I've got a street party planned. I've invited Tarot, Pearson, Axeman, Ridgeley and Louise so there will be fun and frolics all round. :)-D
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A Chilean Miner. Think of the money they'll make when they get out