HOMEOWNERS Put an ancient Egyptian type curse on all your property. Then, when you are burgled and the police don't catch the culprit, you can rest assured they will die of a plague of boils or something.
If you are drilling into ceramic tiles, use a strip of masking tape over the spot where you want to drill. This will prevent the drill bit from slipping.
I've changed the title thread as maybe it was in bad taste and I don't really want to offend people. I just like having a laugh. I'll leave the gurning pics up though cos they are funny. :))
Edited cos I suddenly felt bad about putting pic up.So here's a nice one of Thora Hird with Harry Secombe which I think someone wanted to see.http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38962000/jpg/_38962585_harry203.jpg
Hey Rosie. I didn't realize you went in for a bit of gurning yourself. http://newsserve.net/i/20100921/1027-World-Gurning-Champion-Rushed-To-Hospital-After-Pulling.jpg
Thank god we have replaced these lovely cafes with dallas chicken and tennessee chicken and louisana chicken bladdeblahdeblah.............. http://www.classiccafes.co.uk/bruccianiext.jpg
Sorry to have caused offence to any of you lot. Here's a picture of a truly ugly person. Beauty really is only skin dep.http://hiphopandpolitics.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/naomi-campbell431x400.jpg?w=240&h=222