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There is an escape hatch at the bottom of the pod should it get stuck.
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I'm not sure if 33 rescue workers are going down. The ones going down will be trying to keep the trapped miners calm. Despite being rescued this is probably the most stressful part of their whole experience. The end game
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I say - bus drivers are having a jolly old laugh what !
waynetta replied to Terry Thomas esq's topic in The Lounge
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The ascent could take up to an hour. The tunnel that has been bored is at an incline and the pod will be twisting and turning all the way up. A rescue crew will be going down one man at a time after each trapped miner comes up. There are fears that some of the miners may suffer panic attacks when in the pod because it is so small and they may get claustrophobic.
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Stone the crows. Racism, bigotry, sniping. BORING! Aint we all been down this road too many times before? I know. Let's all have a laugh instead. AVOID wasting hot water by emptying the bath into a series of Thermos flasks and storing it until required again.
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Good. Don't want you getting all paranoid android on me. SILENCE your windy bottom by pulling apart your buttocks before you pump. Hey presto! No embarrassing fart noises. Keep up the good work...top tip-wise that is.
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Well, ain't worms able to procreate with themselves? Thought everyone knew that WELL CHEWED bubble gum makes an ideal sealant for around baths, sinks and work tops, and works out only eight times the cost of conventional silicon based sealants. Occasionally, pick it off and chew it during idle moments in order to prevent it from drying out what did you think i was trying to say daizie?
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....and having sex with yourself
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Yawn
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Yeah whatever
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FFS you lot really do bang on about a load of sh1te
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cheer up you misogs
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Is it or isn't it? http://jay3arr.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/hoops_weiss_drunk_on_toupee_bliss.jpg
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Apparently they are squabbling over which one of them will be rescued last.I suppose this is because the last man is the one who will get the most attention.I wouldn't like to be last though.Can you imagine if all the others got rescued and then there was another collapse and you were left down there all alone.
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I loved the man, but Tony what were you thinking of ?? http://www.huembwas.org/Pictures2/Curtis/curtis1.jpg
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We're they red indians? I've heard Iceland security are a bunch of cowboys.
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I think there's a thread about this in the lounge entitled 'Double dip'.
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SAMARITANS Manage your time more efficiently and provide more responses by simply telling all your callers to 'pull themselves together'.
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JOBLESS MEN Fill your time constructively by spending every day in the pub and the betting shop.
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WHEN cooking spaghetti, tie all the ends together. That way you can eat it all in one long suck, eliminating the drudgery of washing up knives and forks.
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UNEMPLOYED people. Why not brighten up Christmas by glueing glitter around the edges of your UB40?
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PREVENT your ears being bitten off in the pub by sellotaping them flat to the side of your head.
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A typical male internet forum user? http://distractible.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/post-a1324-bad-hair1-240x300.jpg
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DAB a series of dots onto bourbon biscuits with icing, and voila! Edible dominoes.
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COMMUTERS Make the bus come quicker by standing by the corner looking for it coming down the road, then running back to the bus stop.