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BY making a simple periscope out of toilet roll tubes and the lenses from a pair of reflective sunglasses, it is possible to watch TV from beneath your floorboards.
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There now 30 miners trapped in a Chinese Mine after an explosion. 20 were killed. China has a terrible record in mining safety and 2,600 miners were killed last year alone.
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MOTORISTS Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone whilst driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea.
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SMOKERS worried about being rescued during the forthcoming Fireman's strike? Simply buy inflatable furniture. If you fall asleep whilst smoking, your ciggie will burn a hole in it and the escaping air will put it out.
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forum challenge - I need to bake sommat sweetish
waynetta replied to louisiana's topic in The Lounge
FROZEN scones make handy coasters for hot drinks. By the times you finish your drink, the scones should have thawed and will be warm enough to add hot butter and jam. -
It's nothing really.Just had a kitchen fitted myself and the man fitting it told me all about them when he had run out and had to go and get some new ones.
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told ya See, I do have some genuine top tips sometimes.
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Magnetic catches
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SAVE energy and help the environment by placing solar powered calculators under a hat when not in use.
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INSECT PORNOGRAPHERS Wasps make excellent 'shaven-haven' actors when making hardcore films for bees.
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WATER filled fire extinguishers make ideal 'oxygen cylinders' for dolphins should they be taken out of the water at any time, for transportation etc.
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FELLAS Keep a pile of bricks together with the names and addresses of all your ex-girlfriends next to the telly so that if your lottery numbers come up you can go straight round their houses and put their windows in. It will serve them right for dishing the dirt on you in the papers later that week, which they're bound to do.
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Bear Grylls could survive in the Andes if he was stranded.That pillock will eat anything.I saw one where he ate a live octopus and all it's gooey bits squirted out of his mounth as he chomped on it.I reckon he'd eat his own testicles if he had to.
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Could robots ever be truly capable of making ethical decisions?
waynetta replied to Ladymuck's topic in The Lounge
My posts always look peculiar -
At least until the first book comes out.
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Yes that's all very interesting.....but I wonder if any extra 'tunneling' and 'mining' went on down there in the darkness?
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I say - bus drivers are having a jolly old laugh what !
waynetta replied to Terry Thomas esq's topic in The Lounge
http://www.yourmum.co.uk/web_pages/viz/busmans_holiday.jpg -
An Englishman's home is his castle. http://www.yourmum.co.uk/web_pages/viz/parapet_madness.jpg
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Could robots ever be truly capable of making ethical decisions?
waynetta replied to Ladymuck's topic in The Lounge
THE lid from a sardine tin, with the key removed, makes an ideal quiff for a small robot. -
Could robots ever be truly capable of making ethical decisions?
waynetta replied to Ladymuck's topic in The Lounge
What robot has been banned from the forum? -
I wonder if any shagging went on down there?
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Danny Boyle has a new film out about a bloke who was stranded and trapped under a boulder who cut his own arm off to escape. The Andes lot ate each other to survive. I wonder if anyone on this forum would eat their own arm to survive?
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I wonder if any of them will ever go down a mine again? I also wonder if they will keep in contact with each other?
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Is there a potential relationship blossoming here or are you both just fast forwarding to the binning stage?
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I wonder if the muppets who appear on big brother would be prepared to be trapped in a mine for 2 months so that they could become famous?