waynetta
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Fill a shoebox with snow, then shit on it.hey presto! Expensive Belgian chocolates
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Claustrophobics. Reduce the risk of panic when entering a lift by looking through the wrong end of a pair of binoculars.
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Save on expensive loo roll by taking a gripping book to the toilet with you. You'll become so engrossed that whatever there was to wipe will have dried up by the time you put the book down.
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Be my Baby- The Ramones
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Today is also the 50th anniversary of the Flinstones and on the radio today they mentioned that Tony once appeared in it as 'Stony Curtis'. I think I remember that one too.
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It's sad about Michael Douglas having throat cancer. Especially as apparently it could have been diagnosed much earlier. I think he looks ok for his age and I've always thought his films were pretty good.
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He was good in the Vikings too. Also with Kirk Douglas.
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Has any man ever been so beautiful.
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Fellas. Get your girlfriend to suck a steradent whilst giving you a blowjob. Not only will it give her a dazzling smile, but your bell-end will come out Bristol fashion
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What a terrible waste of hairspray. Have you ever considered sending the au pair out to Purchase a can of fly spray? Just a tip.
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Has posting on this forum hindered your employment prospects?
waynetta replied to Axeman's topic in The Lounge
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Farmers. Minor skin grafts can be performed on pigs by covering any cuts and grazes with thin strips of bacon.
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Shape rusty iron fillings into dog turds. When flies eat it they will be too heavy to take off and can be easily caught with a magnet and exterminated at your leisure.
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Prevent sneak thieves from stealing the crooklock from your car by attaching one end to the steering wheel and the other to one of the floor pedals
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Kind of fragrance that last's all day and they call it Charlie Kind of hip kind of Now Charlie Kind of free Kind of WOW Charlie kind of frangrance that's here to stay and they call it Charlie Charlie by Revlon.
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I saw a picture of the cage that will be used to carry them up in the other day. Their family members were trying it out.
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I was wondering why people chose the names they use on the forum ? I chose mine after Wayne and Waynetta in Harry Enfield's show as I look a teeny weeny bit like Cathy Burke and I think she is hilarious and one of my favourite actresses.
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In these busy and hectic times I find that,at the end of a hard day, lying horizontally on a mattress with the lights switched off provides an ideal opportunity for sleep
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First day of the new Dulwich Swimming Pool
waynetta replied to Weegee's topic in General ED Issues / Gossip
Recreate the fun of a visit to a public swimming pool in your own home by filling the bath with cold water, adding two bottles of bleach, then urinating into it before jumping in. -
Avoid dogs molesting your leg under the dinner table by coating your trousers below the knee with ralgex or fiery jack
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Fellas. Play 'rodeo sex' by shagging your missus 'doggy fashion' and then calling her another bird's name.see how long you can stay on for.
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deeeep man.
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Would he also be the type who gets upset over parking tickets, fireworks, temporary traffic lights and letters from Kings college hospital? If so I won't be eating the apples on crystal palace road.
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I'm not sure if he ate the guinea pig. If he had at least it's death wouldn't have been in vain.
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Ozzy Ozbourne bit the head off a bat. Back in the day.