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yes, good luck wiv the wine :)) ;-)

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I seek to be rescued from the dungeons of Westminster first Tony me luv! getting back on track... Today's notice reads: "due to essential software maintenance, our offices will be closed from 10am - 12 noon. From 12 noon for the rest of the day our offices shall be closed for staff training" Translation: "from 10am 'til 12 noon we're making our staff come in and sit at blank screens whilst our scummy IT man messes around wiv a few nobs. from 12 noon and for the rest of the day we is off to our Christmas lunch and shant be bothered coming back. We are also making it compulsory for ALL staff to come along and mingle wiv the rest of us snobs whether they like it or not. It is a perfect opportunity to teach them "commoners" (the staff) a lesson or two" *sighs* A very productive day planned :-| *edited coz I quite clearly dont know my alphabet!*

Oooo someone at last who makes sense! Wotcha gonna do eh?

Ooo Tony I nearly called ya somefink very very VERY bad then :-$ Pssst which cable is ya electricity? ;-)

To b honest it's more of a wee sniff (nothing compared to the dreaded flu that hit b4 xmas) I guess I'll live. Anyone wanna do me 12 hour shift? go on u know you wanna - a lovely damp, cold environment with no windows :))

I'm intending to spread it to as many ppl as possible... I shouldnt have to be the only one in this world to suffer!

Hush u we're past the full moon now :p

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Miles Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Costume dramas never really interest me, but > Atonement was very good. > Indeed, especially the wedding scene... twas a nice church in Westminster that it happened to be filmed in...

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Erm, consulting a Guru in this field may be more productive ;-)

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Maybe but surely only to prove a point? ;-)

yummmmmmmmmm :))

I'm sure a nice intelligent man such as urself can come up wiv better words than those in the swear filter...

Whiskas

Remember... it's anti-clockwise to undo it! ;-)

Sounds very intriguing!

ok... wot about... now I may be simply clutching at straws here... Freddie Mercury's mum? (very nice lady she is too) oh and of course Brian May and Roger Taylor (who prefer maltesers than revels) :))