KalamityKel

did she suddenly disappear to the "loo" afterwards? ;-) Ooo I'll have to remember that one! lol

badly as in just doing it wrong or badly in wanting it badly? *raises eyebrow*

Ooo an invitation! lemme go get some brekkie first ;-) lol

Ah for that I may need a little more information... height, leg length and perhaps shoe size for example ;-)

do u have a nice shapely and muscular body too? ;-)

nice one miles! perfect way to get us all in ya box! ::o

Maybe she was seeking advice... ? ;-)

Well, have you reported it yet? It's all well and good to be discussing various options but have you acted on any of them? And if u have acted on them wot did u learn/experience? (hold off the smutty comments!) :p

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yes, good luck wiv the wine :)) ;-)

tasty

I seek to be rescued from the dungeons of Westminster first Tony me luv! getting back on track... Today's notice reads: "due to essential software maintenance, our offices will be closed from 10am - 12 noon. From 12 noon for the rest of the day our offices shall be closed for staff training" Translation: "from 10am 'til 12 noon we're making our staff come in and sit at blank screens whilst our scummy IT man messes around wiv a few nobs. from 12 noon and for the rest of the day we is off to our Christmas lunch and shant be bothered coming back. We are also making it compulsory for ALL staff to come along and mingle wiv the rest of us snobs whether they like it or not. It is a perfect opportunity to teach them "commoners" (the staff) a lesson or two" *sighs* A very productive day planned :-| *edited coz I quite clearly dont know my alphabet!*

Oooo someone at last who makes sense! Wotcha gonna do eh?

Ooo Tony I nearly called ya somefink very very VERY bad then :-$ Pssst which cable is ya electricity? ;-)

To b honest it's more of a wee sniff (nothing compared to the dreaded flu that hit b4 xmas) I guess I'll live. Anyone wanna do me 12 hour shift? go on u know you wanna - a lovely damp, cold environment with no windows :))

I'm intending to spread it to as many ppl as possible... I shouldnt have to be the only one in this world to suffer!

Hush u we're past the full moon now :p

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Miles Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Costume dramas never really interest me, but > Atonement was very good. > Indeed, especially the wedding scene... twas a nice church in Westminster that it happened to be filmed in...

beat

Erm, consulting a Guru in this field may be more productive ;-)