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KalamityKel

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  1. Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Losing 4 Top teeth today (one of which split into > "3") has temporarily dampened my natural > exuberance and efferescence! > Think I'll take paracetamol(!) Tell me Tone did you go to a local dentist? If so I'd say such work may sadly have been unnecessary (obviously I'm qualified to comment on such things :-|) I have a purpose in life - I think... do I? :-S
  2. Strangely I do happen to agree with much of Huguenots points even though perhaps not with the same approach... it is a job after all...
  3. I'm not quite sure... gravitational pull?
  4. absentminded Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I had the same thing yesterday morning. They were > so nice I couldn't rude to them. In the end they > left me some magazines and said they'd be back in > a week or so! What do I do now?? > MOVE! :p
  5. Am I the only one here staring out to space with a very vacant expression?
  6. Careful Miles ya never know what ur signing yaself up for! ;-) :)-D
  7. I do expect payment ya know :p
  8. I do wish youd keep up Next EDF Drinks
  9. KalamityKel

    Apex man

    Wouldn't mind so much if he'd actually got to the point as to the services he was actually offering *sighs* I'm still none the wiser!
  10. U don't look so yummy now :-|
  11. Especially late at night... :-$ The other night I got on at Penge, had the destination saying Tottenham Court Road, pressed me Oyster and the screen read Pawlynes Arms and the voice of God said Oxford Circus. It confused me so much I misjudged my stop (typical zoom zoom zoooooooooooooming of the bus) and ended up walking down some dark road in ED. I obviously made it home in one piece so really I shouldn't complain. :))
  12. ::o WE'RE DOOMED!!!!
  13. I'll pm ya later ;-) *w8s for LP to slap her* :)) indiepanda Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > LuvPeckham Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Hmmm > > > > howabout > > > > "If I was the opposite sex would I want to shag > me > > if I met myself (as I am now) in a bar?" > > > > Gets kind of tricky as it implies that you > fancy > > the same sex as yourself, that you are critical > of > > yourself if you say no and also that you are > weird > > for even thinking about it > > > > (oh and the answer from me is no, I would be > too > > busy trying to work out what the hell I was > doing > > dressed up as a woman -- again) > > lol, this really made me laugh out loud... you've > clearly given this FAR too much thought. > > If you really want to entertain me, you could post > pictures of the last time you were dressed as a > woman!
  14. You had to pay to get rid of him? :-$ I think I'm missing the point entirely! What exactly was the quote for?
  15. Well.. the one in Penge is now a 99p store... it's much cheaper than the pound shop ;-)
  16. OMG! 6 hours with no water? Blimey anyone would think we were in a third world country!
  17. Miles my dearest I hardly think LP expressed a "problem" with sexuality just simply offering some ideas for this potential dating agency and vetting... I'm sure you wouldn't want to be disappointing the customers now ;-)
  18. KalamityKel

    Apex man

    Whilst I appreciate another thread of a similar nature already in existence I think it still worth discussing this one company instead of general door to door sales etc. We also had a visit from a representative of Apex one evening who, upon identifying himself quickly showed some kind of card but in the poor light it could have been anything. This particular man poorly attempted to enlighten us of the age of the houses and the surrounding area - all of which was completely inaccurate and when told we were not interested in whatever he was offering he then throw his toys out of the buggy and informed us "I've had enough of rude people in this street" and went to the next house along... (6)
  19. Speak for yourself ya Dawg :p
  20. Anyways, pets aside... Woof are u looking for a companion? Playmate? I believe Miles is starting up a dating agency... I'd b happy to offer the first stage screening :p
  21. When they aint giving him attention most possibly :p
  22. not when u use Duracell apparently...
  23. :-| certainly not! tut tut LP you should know better than that! Fred is not a name for a rabbit! Bob would b more suitable :))
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