KalamityKel

line

wondering whom to feel sorry for there...

shhhh mike there's prob a story there!

*sighs*

visible

Guess that kinda thing is all right if you're the only one to see it otherwise surely Felicity you're just a tease! ;-)

"heterosexual action"? In a loo? Oh plz!

stirrer

Was nothing there around 7pm...

I have a dragon with a setting sun just about... here *points*

Change

:)-D

and curly wurlys come in big packs too!

Kolley Kibber Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > Curly Wurlys were after my time Are you dead? ::o

Woah now it's getting deep... I'm jumping ship! *splash*

HeidiHi Wrote: > Its a sad day in Dulwich when you have to second > guess someone who asks you out on a date! Is that not what you're meant to do? *shrugs*

Trust no one - that's my motto :)):)-D

*sighs at used goods*

And it's not just the men either! Come on it's all well and good to blame men but there are a good number of female, oh wots the word I'm looking for... you know... such disgraceful behaviour! ;-)

That's a very fair point Keef darn I miss being a kid at times! ;-)

FelicityNormal Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > One of these trouser-dropping individuals has > given a local woman a serious STD. Allegedly this > man is very aggressive in his approach and has > shagged several other local women recently, > despite being married. He has tried it on with me > but I did not succumb yet - and with what I now > know, I will never succumb. It is not clear > whether he is deliberately spreading his STD or > whether he is just reckless as to who he gives it > to. It is said he claims he no longer shags his > wife (which may be true). > > In the course of my 'investigatins' I have also > stumbled across several other randy local > shopkeepers who are also married and also shagging > for England. Some local women are not able to > even enter certain ED establishments unless > accompanied by a male friend, otherwise there > rogering shopkeepers will ooze into lecherous > overdrive. > Doesn't sound like anything new to me :-|

50p would b a stretch to by a curly wurly these days :-|

I really am NOT a man ya know :p KK are you dressed as Santa? I've heard of sighting in the ED area...

For LPs benefit no I am not Kolley Kibber tyvm!

How so?