KalamityKel

MAybe coz no one buys them? perhaps? :p

paper spit balls too

Headfones... ;-)

You obviously need to learn the "evil eye" business :)) Once perfected you're never bothered! :)-D

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's in Surrey, and Surrey just edges out > Hertfordshire as being the most boring of the home > counties (which is saying something) You know Ware (in Herts) was once known for having the most number of pubs in a square mile... Louisa - I spoke to a very strange man at work yesterday who travelled in from Cheam for the day. DON'T LET YOUR SISTER DO IT!

A 436 with an upper deck and a conductor? What year was this? You walked on such a badly swollen ankle from Peckham to Lewisham? Tut tut

I feel very out of place here... didn't realise it was socially unacceptable in ED to wear such smells :-| I assume this applies to girlies too? Is it also wrong to breathe in such smells and think it quite pleasant? Obviously the more subtly applied of course. To be used in excess is certainly an attempt to cover something (as with most other sprays etc.) *wonders off mumbling something about stuck up snoots that choose to reside on her turf (not the grass type ta!)*

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > Standing ones ground is all well and good but if > it equates to sticking your finger in your ear and > going "la la la la not listening" it's counter > productive. Conversation should be a dialogue with > people prepared to listen and adapt an argument > accordingly. Otherwise it's just noise > I'm sure I'm misinterpreting you. "should listen and adapt" where's the freedom in that eh? As already covered (oh the irony) topics come and go and come again and again and get a little tiring for some. I don't think people disappear entirely. many choose to sit back and watch. Those that do disappear I'm sure pop back once in a blue moon for a peek. Sorry didn't mean to divert the topic... :s

:-$ Thought it said breasted then... darn u got me all excited for no reason then!

That means filling a large glass (drinking from the bottle is just a no no) and making regular arm movements lifting from table surface to mouth :))

Deary me! Since you put it like that I really shouldn't be complaining... Lent? ::o

Blonde Diary January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!! March Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!' April Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!! May Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope. July Lost breast stroke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open. September The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it??? Octob er Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel. November Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December Couldn't call 911. 'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!

dulwichmum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh Kalam darling, please explain. Can I help at > all? I'm a slave to others! :'( I must practise NOT to be bossed around by others and NOT feel guilty if I refuse or decline to do what they say...

That may be so but that's just not the point :p

magnolia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Have just checked the rota and the only people it > could've been were Steve (the owner), or Fabrice > or Ben the two chefs who we occasionally allow on > to the floor to interact with customers! Good God they sound like monsters! Are they dangerous or just prone to the odd well... ?? :p

There's no need to use such language! ::o Tony if I didn't wuv u so much we'd b having a fall out big time man! :p hehe!

Mark Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Admin tells me Felicity Normal AKA Postmodern will > not be posting on the forum again due to abuse. > This thread was an "ok then, I'll post something > predictably boring that will appeal to the white, > middle class tossers of the EDF". I think the > forum will be a better place without her/him. > > Thank goodness I'm not a white middle class tosser of the EDF I would hate to find this thread appealing! ::o

snorky Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Americans view anyone outside the land of Moms > apple Pie & democarcy as an "alien", so > statistically, they are correct in that they are > more likely to be kidnapped during some ill > conceived foreign military excusrion than we are > to be shot - after all , American rarely venture > outside the US unless they are clad in gulf war > sand camo & riding in a humvee these days > > And what is classed as an alien anyway? For me anyone from north of the river is an alien... *twiddles thumbs*

And fat people... don't forget that

I quite clearly need to pay more attention to the me me ME! lessons... its always you you YOU at present *sighs*

We can not live in bubbles - this kind of thing couldve happened anywhere.

due to work committments I'm now withdrawing my expressed interest :(

Grumpyoldman... kettle, pot, black... can't someone come up with something more original? I had a chain letter popped through my letterbox a couple of weeks back of a similar nature... nothing changes!

whilst in car wiv brother and 4yr old nephew... "oh come off it you could get a bloody bus through that! what's the matter with you? You a silly woman? Put your glasses on!" I turned round quite shocked at the rant of the little person to see a very cheeky grin and advise that daddy says it all the time... I can quite believe it although with reference to the bus - my brother is a bus driver!

How could anyone take any classes of any sort at that time in the morning?! ::o That's just simply wrong. WRONG!