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KalamityKel

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  1. mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "If we believe in Darwin" > > I think the 'in' needs dropping there. I'm pretty > certain he existed. ;-) Like Santa Clause?
  2. Would be worse if it was someone elses desk... I also imagine
  3. I think you'll find I did not shout... was merely stating the optimist... ah nevermind I never make myself understood... *goes back to rescuing cat from chimney*
  4. I look forward to reaching such an age and reaching such excitement... in the many years ahead of me...
  5. It amazes me that there have been notices on the ED bus stops for over a month informing passengers of the route shortening and no one noticed b4? *sighs*
  6. :-( already missing the chav I loved... Try saying ya new name when slightly intoxicated... :-$ (obviously not at this time in the morning!)
  7. A keyboard or piano? There's a difference ya know :p
  8. oooo could be asking for a tin opener there indie! Shall I get a spoon?
  9. Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Look after Goldie?..Her Male companion does that > job! He never stops growing and soon lets me know > if they are hungry by flailing around and > threatening to jump ship until I get the > message!B) U sure they are goldfish and not some sort of fish shaped demon representative of the devil?
  10. ???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > mmmmm.....william rose wants her out and her gaff > is torched, I smell an organic > rat..............JOKE ADMIN Tut tut ???? fire is no joking matter
  11. How old are these silly women? 12? Sheesh I've heard interesting squabbles from teenagers on a number 12 bus! Pah... if the wife to be don't want the ex wife to be at her wedding then let it be. AND if the wife to be continues being really difficult about it all is she really the person your friend wants to marry?
  12. Karter I don't think buying gifts for yaself count :p
  13. Probably embarrassed the blower somewhat.
  14. Oh and HNY tony me love (no it means happy new year nothing norty!) ;-)
  15. This morning's commute is going to be HELL I tell ya - the kids are back at school!!!! nooooooo! Last week travelling up town was so delightful not having to share the bus with snotty kids and smelly city workers and getting to work half an hour early and now???... oh dear! :-(
  16. speak for yaself MP *rolls eyes and sighs* *&^&%*$"edited for my inability to type this morning!
  17. Na ya don't reception at all with that ;-)
  18. A Pair of clippers...?
  19. ::O there's rules to this marlarky?
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