KalamityKel

My mum purchased one some weeks ago and found it a brilliant read. She had a good chat with the author before buying and the author even came back a few weeks later for feedback. I've only glanced over it briefly so can't really comment at present...

*rubs sleepy eyes and wonders y the rum is always gone* *realises she sounds very much like jack sparra this morn*

its kinda that way *points* then that way *points again* and then over that way *gives up* ;-)

Does it matter either way? No one has made an issue about it except u (and me now) *sighs* :)-D

Then wot is ur "If a man had made the original post it would have been shouted down as sexist and mysoginistic. Funny old world" all about eh?

Twas nice that the assumption was made that the colleagues were all male when they weren't ;-)

If only u knew LP :P

*opens windows whilst ensuring blinds are still down* *the slight breeze makes for an eerie feeling of bats flying around* *throws a thick woolen blanket over beer bottles to muffle sound of them falling over* *pulls out rum bottle* :))

Dear lord just wot is that smell!!! *goes round opening a many windows as possible* When was this place last aired!

Except on the come down I hear

I'm still trying to track down the woman who continuously drives through the red light outside Iceland... Louisa I hope that's not u (6)

:( cheers LP wuv u too! U know I do have connections wiv Kylie... if you wanna know more... ;-) Reading the boys views on having mates for neighbours... hmmm I fink I'd like that too. Would save me a fortune on travel AND I wouldnt have to worry about falling asleep on the floor or in the garden I could just crawl out of one door in to another. hmmmm sorted! :))

My most sincere apologies LP I was of course referring to your own parties and not inviting the celebs over ;-)

And what about the pedestrian walking across the road by the instruction of the green man when a driver see it as their right just to drive through a red light completely oblivious to what they're doing? Is the pedestrian wrong to glare at the driver as they dodge out of the cars way? hmmmm interesting thought...

U picking on me coz I is a girly eh eh? :p

Arnt men permanantly hormONal? :-$ Mad sweetheart... just have a really loud outburst of growling, grunting and throw a few things around... that'll teach 'em a thing or two :))

And no invite eh luvP ? ;-)

Fill ur diary up with wot? :-S *confoosed*

Slave ;-)

Melted Cheese and ham rolls :))

I'd love to be peeking through my window drooling as Mr O Bloom would be in the back garden sunbathing... ooooo the thoughts! AND certainly much better than the current option - as much as I love boobs me neighbour just doesn't do it for me one bit :-$

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his cheque He marched straight up to the counter and said, 'Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.' The social worker behind the counter said, 'Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2007 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage will be designated for your sole use and the salary is ?200,000 a year.' The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, 'You're bullshittin' me!' The social worker said, 'Yeah, well..., you started it.'

no no my point is that the same round came to more than the previous. Twas only through me pointing it out to the barman that I got it down to a lower rate. 5p off... I need to work on my haggling skills! :p

Not quite beer related but... Went to the EDT the other night first time went to the bar, bought a couple of drinks winced a little at the total for only two drinks but thought ah well I already knew I had expensive taste... a little later went up to the bar again and ordered the same drinks and was charged almost ?2.00 more! Now, as I'm sure some of u can gather I'm not one to keep quiet about such things and so questioned the bar man. I was told that maybe it was because it couldve been a different wine. Surely if u ask for a glass of white without expressing a particular type u get the house and that should always be the same price? He also asked whether it was him that served me b4 - it was. In the end I ended up paying 5p less than the first round. I'm not having a moan as such about the EDT more highlighting the fact one should keep a close eye on prices.

Ratpack what exactly is the purpose of handing it in to the council? Do you have a particular agenda? Something you want achieved or changed or supported?