KalamityKel

Well I'm home from a boring meet and greet thingamy at a school... I may now b tempted to come along ;-)

u know there's no such thing as a perfect man right?

::o well I guess on reflection... :-$

And Victoria has many interesting places to fall into too...

classy

Asset dont b finking of that already chook :(

piers... u a little excitable 2day?

East Dulwich 'til the arvo :))

I meant from my activities during the day :p Meeting new ppl and being nice to them is tuff work ya know (again I mean during the day) ;-)

Nice body... shame about the face tho...

some dude

I'm still uncertain as to my availability and energy...hmmm

As if I would ;-)

na man i was only finking of talking innit! :p

"speak of" surely :p

Gimme Vin Diesel in Chronicles of Riddick any day... oooooh baby! :-$

Mary Poppins

U lot scare me sometimes... :-|

God could imagine those tho! Yes u are quite right a D cup is certainly plenty... *reflects back on those days...* ;-)

R boobs not the in thing with you lot then?

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own stock. They only have $600 left. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.' The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.' The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, 'It's just 99 cents a word.' Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her the word 'comfortable.' The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?' The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it very slowly ... com-for-da-bull

:-|

Well if I only had those thighs... :-$ I communicate with the dead... or at least they seem like they should have stopped living a LONG time ago - eek bad Kel bad Kel!

"no 2 in a series of 4" ???? Oooh I'm curious as to what the other 2 might b...

In a cold dark crypt in Westminster...