KalamityKel

Now this is all too overly worrying but yet exciting... :)-D

if u stare at it long enough u can see little sheep running round a field!

Its okies Moos... I'm still a newbie ;-)

Blimey I feel well enlightened now!

piers... posh... really? *raises eyebrow*

Hay

Plough

Lizzy for future reference you may find this useful/amusing... ;-) HIS demands A Man's Ego... Hahahahaha tis a good chuckle site >:D Had a little "date" the other night with a guy I'd > been seeing for quite a while, and it was to be > the first time we were "getting intimiate",have to > say it completely drives me barmy and makes me > absolutely livid when (sorry for those with > sensitivity issues and sexual prohibitions please > look away now!) when a guy expects you to go down > on him and then when you ask, (before things get > really started), or gently hint that you hope that > the favour will be returned (which you shouldn't > have to anyway) you suddenly get a bewildered > looking school boy standing there saying "but I > don't do oral!", erm...what? then to exacerbate > the situation comes back with "well aren't you > going to finish me off then!", couldn't help it, > bit down on him quite hardish and said, yeah, > after you start me off!!! and muttered something > about selfish son-of-a-bitch or sumthing or other > and made my getaway. There now, all better now, > though I doubt he is feeling atall well this > morning.

-estimated...

Well... if DM has big rounded shoulders, blue eyes and stubble then darn it!

So ur initial complaint about the rubbishness of the ring pull was all for wot? :p

:-|

U can buy sliced corned beef ya know...

Sexy builders! Twas quite a pleasent surprise this morning to be looking thru me kitchen window at something very yummy! :-$

::o ???? my god ur so right! hehe (from wot I've heard and seen...) Edited coz a dog quite clearly aint a god

*shudders at the thought of men's facial hair*

Dear lord that actually put a smile on my miserable face this morning! hehehehe stupid men *sighs* Now boys don't b starting to get all grrrr at me... or at least if ya are... BRING IT ON!!! >:D< ;-)

Jah I thought you did me proud! *wells up wiv tears of emotional proudness*

congrats all round :p

*sneaks through room trying not to make too much noise with the stuff she's just nicked from the back of the film crews van*

y? is that something to b worried about? :-S

Really? REALLY?!

Steve y must u always conjure up such disgusting images? :|

Yes... we picked up on that one already :p *sighs and shakes head*

Better get rambling on about pointless things... hmmmm ;-)