KalamityKel

*tip toes in room leaving little dark footprints everywhere* I just took a shower "outside" ::o rnt u all proud of me?!!!

:)-D :))

Oooo as much as I don't like sprouts... a sprout, cheese and salad cream sarnie is taking my fancy at the mo :-S

fish

Had a similar thing wiv the congestion charge... how stupid of them :-|

?2 for a bottle of water aint that much when up town... in many places you can expect tp pay from ?2.50 upwards

When I was called I was busy at work dealing wiv a very heavy incoming (queue out of the door). To varify my own account actions "had I been online in the last 30mins" the poor online fraud woman had to first get past speaking to someone at home who directed her to my work number and then had to get past a colleague who assumed it was a sales call... I think by the time she got through to me she realised I couldn't possibly have been doing any online banking at the time.

Oh Dom u come over all sexy when u speak like that! ;-)

Really? U think so? He didn't resemble anyone from the village ppl tho... ;-)

I can't say for Barclays how long it takes but in my experience with other banks they usually deal with it fairly quickly but watch out for admin charges! I have recently had a similar thing but wiv online banking. Luckily the bank were quick to spot the strange goings on and called me straight away. They blocked all online access and transferred money back into my accounts there and then.

Maybe we should have a "norty" thread too ;-) No Dom not a thread to be norty on just one to "declare" ur nortyness :p I fink I mite have a few things to say there :-$ *goes off looking for halo*

Wot is the perfect steak tho? Will someone cook for me 2nite? Pleeeeeeease!

And came across overly camp... twas SHOCKING!

Do u like twiglets tho?

oooo Loz that sounds tasty... not particularly healthy but certainly worth the thought :)

flake

Further to my previous grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring it is now 21.25 they've only just started the second half... my feet hurt from more running around to shut doors, my back hurts in funny places... flook knows y, and I'm tired and grouchy now :(

Ooooooh Moos u posh fing u!

wishing? wishing? is there a genie in da house? I have a few words I'd like to have wiv said wish giver...! *looks behind to make sure none of the brats have followed her in here... altho there was a nice young gentleman upstairs...* *sighs*

Is a can of cherry coca-cola hard core these days? I'm drying up here from lack of alcohol... sadly mefinks I may get fired if I open the champagne sitting in the work fridge for celebrating the survival of tomoro...

Tell me WHY the flying flook do ppl use the only doors that are not open to exit a space? FFS surely there may be a reason for not using them!!!! In the 15mins of my briefing of staff I had to continuously shut the bloomin' doors AND the bloomin' cheek of ppl insisting on ignoring my instructions to exit a different way! (6) I hope when ever I decide to have children I don't lose any common sense and intelligence! I'm sensing I shall b VERY peed off by the end of the evening... finished by 9pm???? like flook the whole thing will be... more like half ten!!!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! *breathes deeply b4 going back out into the lions den* wish me luck!!!

Hahahaha I was gonna respond wiv a "u dirty perve" then read the post :-$

*sits in swivel chair going round and round and round and round and round*

:-| cheers! that was well stomach turning material!!!

Bet ya put a smile on the ppl aw8ing ur arrival at the bus stop faces! ;-)