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KalamityKel

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  1. ::o they really called that? hehe I LOVE that!
  2. My god first time I watched this EVER... wot a load of crap... I wouldve sacked them all for being stupid and annoying (other words spring to mind but they norty and rude) :-$
  3. Choices r fairly crap... luvpeckham how u figure we would approve? :-| Altho I feel I am exempt as I'm no where near 30 yet :p
  4. mightyroar Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > KalamityKel Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > > e) Isn?t she in her late 40s by now??? > > As Cassius says, so who gives one? I cant believe > this comes from you too Kel, leave the older > ladies alone you'll be one soon enough! > Oi Mighty do keep up! I quoted a friend that is all! Age dont matter much to me... unless u really havent aged well. In which case ud just have my sympathy!
  5. :-S for the record I never said there was anything wrong wiv anyone in there 40s blah blah blah... that particular post was wot my colleague actually responded wiv :-|
  6. After consulting wiv me work partner in crime (admittedly not straight) he came up with the following views on the original selection... a) Pretty but way too neurotic, selfish and obsessed with the gays. b) Again, pretty but weird. c) Dear god no!!! d) Can kinda see it, though we are talking gerbil teeth. e) Isn?t she in her late 40s by now??? f) Who??? g) Nice lass, but considering the era she would be about 13. h) V. cool gal, we like!!!
  7. Ok I'm gatecrashing... (U knew a gal would at some point) LuvPeckham just a curious q or two... why "calling" men over 30s? And why just men? As I say I'm just curious. Interesting reading so far :)
  8. over the hill and far away...
  9. on t'other side of LL to me yes :p
  10. is that the same kind of question as "how do u say bowl?" ???
  11. *makes notes of which roads to avoid* ;-)
  12. KalamityKel

    a joke

    9 WORDS WOMEN USE - apologises if this or a similar one has already been posted... it is always helpful to have a gentle reminder ;-) 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. 8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU! 9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
  13. This is a fair point altho the building around the square do act as an all sound enhancing thingamy (strangely the technical terms are escaping me at the moment). We hear all sorts of things... :p
  14. grrr I don't understand this inserting stuff! :( advice is much appreciated...
  15. Ooooo earth moving for ya was it DC? *raises eyebrow*
  16. Didnt see them but boy even down in the depths of the crypt my desk shook!
  17. Blimey they are punctual!
  18. in about 3mins
  19. I seem to know my alpha phonetics and the 12 days of christmas like the back of me hand... oooo
  20. I assume you mean "where can we all go together?" I believe there is something about it not being the done thing to leave the kids at home alone when you go out... :p
  21. *ahem*
  22. Ah! well would u mind terribly doing it a little louder? U had me thinking I was beginning to go mad...
  23. Can anyone else hear a funny noise? A humming kind of sound?
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