KalamityKel

no no something REALLY good for the community...

One would assume similar talk as on here is not the way of things at the pub...?

nope not really... wot exactly is the number in population NOT percentage? :p

Right so... I shall sneak some rum into me tea at around 4pm... happily smile at ppl for the next for hours and then stagger to westminster to get the bus... hmmm could b interesting

THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.' On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.' She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.' To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks,in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, B!tch

one would also need to b careful not to b blinded on the scale of said debate.

It's scary when one cast their mind back over the last couple of weeks and cant pin point a particular evening when alcohol was not involved... :-S

I only say "may" incase I'm stuck at work coz I can't count or something (which is a regular occurance these days) and end up missing last orders :p 9-9:30 is the time I'm aiming for so u lot make sure ur going easy til my arrival... then I'll show ya some real drinking ;-) :p

"protected" sex doesn't mean you're never going to be caught out tho... accidents do happen at wotever age in life

David ur doing it again... not all teen mums are from estates wiv poor family and education!

I hope u lot wont b too intoxicated by the time I may arrive... :s

AND solve the problem ;-)

Grrr again... WOT about the fathers?!!!!

Pritt Stick :|

Tis not just the trains... buses too :p

As with everything ;-)

Incidentally, we've covered an awful lot on teenage mums... what about the dads?

However, you shouldn't tar everyone with the same brush. Many friends of mine who had children in their teens did and do NOT "sponge" off anyone. They work their socks off to earn a living, look after their children AND are in some form of education!

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well isn?t this nice? I?ll brew-up. Tea anyone? I'll have a peppermint tea please whilst a take a break from literally cutting and pasting bits of paper... Atila... tut tut tut tut tut *wonders y Atila bothered posting in the first place*

I think I mentioned that point earlier in the thread - even us growns ups can find it embarrassing at times no?

That would be down to personal circumstance. We all know those in high paid jobs etc are not necessarily financially better off than those claiming benefits though.

Well said keef - I was thinking along a similar line minus the personal direct attack (no I'm not stirring)

I've been told this bunch r friendly, exciting and do I dare say it... loonys! :))

How large/small a library is proposed? Surely after building flats there wouldn't be much space left?

Gerry I wasn't saying there isn't a problem or it doesn't exist rather pointing out that who we as a society define the issue to how the government does can be different. Sorry it sounds better in my head than it does here! :s