KalamityKel

my my Chav if that's wot u call a swig I'd dread to think wot a gulp was ;-)

*passes round the rum bottle*

Hehe!

BB... this thread is for the Garden Centre. Discussing the Library... mayb good for a new thread? no?

My most sincere apologises Jah :)

Melted edam cheese sarnies :))

So is anyone here going to be attending then?

FOF?

I never said they were MY fingers :p ;-)

*sticks fingers in ears*

The walking option is always fun... last year walking from camberwell to Vauxhall as no buses could go any further, due to a shooting in Peckham, when ur already running late for wot is predicted to be the busiest day of the year at work, so ur attempting to Power walk along the road... oh the muscles! *breathes*

no no something REALLY good for the community...

One would assume similar talk as on here is not the way of things at the pub...?

nope not really... wot exactly is the number in population NOT percentage? :p

Right so... I shall sneak some rum into me tea at around 4pm... happily smile at ppl for the next for hours and then stagger to westminster to get the bus... hmmm could b interesting

THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.' On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.' She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.' To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks,in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, B!tch

one would also need to b careful not to b blinded on the scale of said debate.

It's scary when one cast their mind back over the last couple of weeks and cant pin point a particular evening when alcohol was not involved... :-S

I only say "may" incase I'm stuck at work coz I can't count or something (which is a regular occurance these days) and end up missing last orders :p 9-9:30 is the time I'm aiming for so u lot make sure ur going easy til my arrival... then I'll show ya some real drinking ;-) :p

"protected" sex doesn't mean you're never going to be caught out tho... accidents do happen at wotever age in life

David ur doing it again... not all teen mums are from estates wiv poor family and education!

I hope u lot wont b too intoxicated by the time I may arrive... :s

AND solve the problem ;-)

Grrr again... WOT about the fathers?!!!!

Pritt Stick :|