KalamityKel
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Drunk and able to write on here? That's an impressive move! I have trouble finding a light switch never mind the computer whilst intoxicated... oh and then there's finding me shoes... anyhooha... hope u had a good'n Mad :))
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hehe it was an idea DM altho to rumove offending body part would mean an end to Kel... would that b good or bad? lol
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*rolls eyes* simple solution... don't look at it :p
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Oooo wot nice pics!
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Lol stop wiv the youngster comments will ya ive had my fair share of "recoveries" altho admittedly on alot less sleep :p they say hair of the dog is the best cure... Not convinced tho hehe na not trying any sisters of sisters pub thingys this eve just in the spoons. U must xcuse any dodgy txt stuff im on me mobile ;-) hows that 4 addiction!
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What's the difference between single women and married women? **pay attention here!!** Single women go home, see what's in the fridge then go to bed. Married women go home, see what's in the bed then go to the fridge!
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Harsh things a woman can say to a naked bloke... "Wow... and ur feet are so big!" "I guess this makes me the early bird!" "Buts it still works - right?" "Are u cold?" "Mayb if we water it, it'll grow" "Why don't we just cuddle?" "U know they have surgery to fix that" "Why is God punishing me?" "I never saw one like that before" "Mayb it looks better in natural light?"
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hmmmm not sure on that :s
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:))
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that thong is just WRONG :|
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Always a fav pic of mine... not bad from a samsung D500 camera fone :)
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I'm just boring! lol
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lol Keef... soz I didn't really bump in2 ya last nite but I may have been the rosey cheeked (twas well 'ot in there ya know) blonde t'over at side... :p Go on go out, u know u wanna! I'm opting for a quiet nite out in Penge. Oh the excitment! lol
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So, no one doing it again this eve then? ah well I shall do it for ya all then :p Chav my dear remember Feb also has an extra day this year ;-) Yes was certainly good to meet ya all last night, and compared to the ppl I'd been wiv all day you lot were normal :o hehe
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Sean... I is now at 561 ;-)
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You'll b pleased to know I have not died from the itchy bugger of a bite altho still achy (no tis not the after effects of the previous day/night). Learnt some interesting things about ticks tho... apparently the NHS advise against the use of lighting a match to remove the tick. I should prob hastily point out it werent a tick that attacked me! :p
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U could try to adopt a Brit rather than a Yank... u know look after our own first and all that... is Amy still "in house"?
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My voice is suffering this morn... could b a blessed thing for those around... hmmm Shall we all do it again this eve? ;-)
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hehe really? ChavWivaLawDegree Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > saw Jah felt a bit cold,
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Is it morning yet?
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Lol erm...cheers! :p
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:o hope it's not the same spot! ;-)
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Earlier in this thread it was suggested that signs b put up on the left side of the bar/oub/thingy... is that still going ahead?
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Wot's it meant to b? it aint working :|
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