KalamityKel

It wouldnt b all that surprising...

Looks like something out of Harry Potter :|

It's those Gremlins chewing on the cables again *sighs*

Havana Club? must u really? *yuk*

hehe ur all just OLD! :p *hides*

I came over all strange for a moment! *wipes brow* Gave me a good opportunity to do some work while I w8d it out man!

:O I was "forbidden" from using the forum just now!!!!

Were u saying sumfink rude? :o

Asset Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > We got the belt in Scotland, a thick leather strap > with frondy bits at the end for maximum pain, > thwacked at full force across the palm. > Thankfully I never got the belt as I never got > caught! I read that as "fondly" bits :-$

:| for some reason me fellow conspirator (work colleague) is giggling his wee head off at that... :s

Alan, Bookworm is referring to her own children not the rest of the world (minus the places where they don't have televisions - maybe a topic for a new thread?) :p

Sheesh all this talk of food is making me hungry!

ooo sounds like I need a Cocktail! Do I have time to get to Covent garden and back in me lunch break I wonders... ;)

In 1986 (the "red triangle" era) I was too young to really know wot a telly was. Only that you got static shocks off of it when u tried touching is with sticky fingers :p

If I understood that I may attempt a witty response back at ya :p

Stocks are devices used since medieval times for public humiliation, corporal punishment, and torture. . Boards are placed around the legs or the wrists, passers by (family, friends, the old lady from down the road) can then throw things and hurl verbal abuse at the silly fool... deffo good for ya street cred ;-) Brendan, does a healthy lifestyle include beer? Please say it is! ;-)

Camberwell New road is the right bugger of roads. My heart always sinks if I'm having to bus hop and I turn the corner and faced wiv solid traffic heading toward the Oval, followed by my usual fone call into work "I think I may b a teeny bit late in this morn..." :-(

I didnt fink u were THAT old! :p

Bring back the stocks! ;-)

I thought we were talking about primary school aged children :S

Oi play nicely Alan :|

I fink *bump* is alot more affective than a "." as one may think it was accidentally done ;-)

MelbourneGr Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > One of the mentors featured in the programme who > works closely with troubled youths, made an > alarming point - that "attacking someone, putting > someone in hospital isn't major to them". That would be because the consequences aren't major - ASBOS r "kool" and increase street cred. Not being found out also increases street cred. Being thought of as "hard" and "dangerous" increases street cred... wot to do? just WOT to do?

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading" "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "For reading a book," she replies, "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again, "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading" "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

I would probably advised against walking there in your time of need tho :P