KalamityKel

MelbourneGr Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > One of the mentors featured in the programme who > works closely with troubled youths, made an > alarming point - that "attacking someone, putting > someone in hospital isn't major to them". That would be because the consequences aren't major - ASBOS r "kool" and increase street cred. Not being found out also increases street cred. Being thought of as "hard" and "dangerous" increases street cred... wot to do? just WOT to do?

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading" "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "For reading a book," she replies, "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again, "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading" "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

I would probably advised against walking there in your time of need tho :P

The buses seem to be better this week... ;-)

:o Say it aint so! :p

Hehe we've just had our computer tech guy type person in this morning and I overheard him commenting on hotmail and such sites are meant to be restricted... Nothing on both my computers r... YET :s Is this the end of the world?!! :o I can't bare it!

:| wot's wiv all the aggression! Sheesh it's only an online debate thingy ya know *rolls eyes*

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I dont fink class has anything to do wiv it... its just snobbery or... w8 for it... JEALOUSLY! :o OMG!!!

*rolls eyes* do ppl still use "wet nurses" these days then?

Altho I like the "I have been posting on EDF as a new member but find them v. strange" bit tho...

Do we really need to waste board space discussing "them lot" and "dissing" them?

It's not like Facebook isn't already full of that bollox anyway ;-)

Dom u sure know how to turn a gal on! :P

I reckon we should gang up on those twonks and give 'em a piece of their own medicine but replacing a pool cue wiv dummies and sticking them right up... no okies I'll stop :p No serious that whole thing did make me feel sick especially as it was ppl I knew. Safe to say I no longer do know them >:-(

hehe! Keef I think they see it as a much better option for them to ask me whether I'm speaking into the phone properly or that I need lessons in how to speak properly :| bloomin' cheek if you ask me - I have a lovely telephone voice ;-) lol

:s sadly some ppl just simply don't think at all about others

I think Steve was initially asking for advice - maybe in the hope of finding someone who may have had a previous experience no?

*shudders at the thought of the Goose and Granite* That was a right hole! There was always trouble up there. I stopped going after I saw a couple of lads from Sainsbury's beating the life out of a poor old drunk wiv a pool cue :s

And now one of my work colleagues is annoyingly demolishing a plate full of salad... it all sounds quite disgusting - grinding, scraping, shovelling :| someone help me! The eating habbits of some ppl is totally grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

My neighbour tried a home birth... after many hours of us listening to the agony she ended up going to hospital due to complications...

Hehe I was finking somefink similar. Still, admittedly it has kept me in a state of confoosion since yesterday!

I'm liking your thinking quite considerably!

*eugh* now I'm just re-living past visits to the hole in the wall at Waterloo!

:s your experiences are not filling me with much confidence for whenever I may decide to become a mum! :s