KalamityKel

Makes me well up in an emotional state listening to that!

giggles <-- the word not the action :p

I quite like some of the stuff by Guy Woolfenden and Stephen McNeff... ;-)

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious :))

Weekly rehearsals with the SCB :))

Shame everything falls on a Thursday. I shall be busy blowing away (rehearsal). Cheers for the info Nutty :)

Sticky Toffee Fudge :))

MP what you off to see? Hoopers pub quiz? Should we all have heard about it?

Erm... wot relevence or even use is that? *wonders off muttering things about tastelessness*

Murder She Wrote. Although, I've heard along the grapevine they're making or have already made a special addition one where they kill off Jessica! :o the shock of it!

drive (quite clearly Dom has a high one)

:-S

and YOUR wish dom?

Good (darn Dom wot kinda sex u been having!)

Painful

oh bring back the days when the Palmerston had a fab reputation. Unfortunately I never got to experience it for being "underage". It used to be big for sports, in particular footie. U never needed to watch it on the telly when you could hear those in the Palmerston "ahhhh", "ooooooh" "boooooooo" and "yaaaaay!" and relevent places in the match *sighs*

Do you offer a sample tasting of some products?

hehe!

U mean to suggest that just coz a "hopper" bus is small it can fit down the back streets with out removing several wing mirrors, dent or scratching cars and generally getting stuck? Another thread... ;-) I'm sure a black cab may find it difficult to turn legally on a central london road, darn it's hard enuff to cross a road safely wivout the addition of made cab drivers turning here there and everywhere! :P I can't understand what is so wrong wiv driving to ED. Cabbies are quite happier to go to Brixton and Streatham... ED isn't that far out of the way :|

Sex Education: An extract from a sex education school textbook for girls printed in the early 60's in the UK and written by a woman. When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face cream or hair rollers wait until he is asleep. As this can be shocking to a man last thing at night. When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him. If he feels the need to sleep immediately then so be it. Should your husband suggest congress then agree to it humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches the moment of fulfillment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had. Should your husband suggest any unusual practices, be obedient and uncomplaining but register your reluctance by remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night time face and hair products. You may then set the alarm so that you may arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready for when he wakes.

I'll have u know my threads always are carefully thought out b4 creation :p

Man that place must stink! :S

I post a wish, the next person comes up with some way to pervert it in such a way as to grant it in a really crap way. For example: I wish I had a million pounds... Next person: Ok, you win a million pounds, but it's in weight Got it? Right, lets begin... I wish i had the man of my dreams...

Is there not a Taxi etiquette thingyamy... when hailing a taxi you stand on the side of the road for the direction you want to travel in?

Cake (I know I know, tis not an original idea for a thread but good fun all the same)