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spadetownboy

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  1. whitstable and its pouring down
  2. you forgot taxi drivers.
  3. >:D
  4. spadetownboy

    a joke

    what did st patrick say to the snakes when he was driving them out of ireland. ye ok in the back boys.
  5. lucky you wernt subjected to white noise until your senses were scrambled.
  6. certainly is worth it, i drive down from glengarry,because as TT points out trying to drag kids and shopping around is not a good combination, however(puts on tin helmet and gets into ready made trench),i do most of my shopping in sainsbos,basically i usually cant be bothered to try and find a space in the lane.
  7. i did that 2 years ago and it was fab, only bought a few wee knick-nacks to open on crimo itself. the spadetownsprogs loved it as did the missus,esp as we actually spent crimbo day itself wandering around paris, would def do it again. to get back on subject ?300-400 usually covers it,missus,kids and the folks back home,and the best thing is apart from a couple of stocking pressies i,ve already done it all>:D
  8. i,m going to be a big bah humbug and have a nice quiet night in with the missus, well if the truth we cant get a baby sitter and she wont let me go out on my own,spoilsport.
  9. check out yesterdays observer online for some cracking examples of un-pcness from down under,its in the world news section "sheilas but the mockers on ockers". quite funny.
  10. never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you.
  11. why dont you hand them into the cops thats the most likely place someone would go if they lost their keys, not the ed forum.
  12. spadetownboy

    a joke

    bloke walks into a library and asks for a book on how to commit suicide. Fcuk off says the librarian you wont bring it back.
  13. spadetownboy

    a joke

    whats the difference between bse and pmt. one affects the brain and sends the cow mad,the other affects livestock.
  14. spadetownboy

    a joke

    after her outburst on daytime tv,a leading psychiatrist has announced that heather mills mc cartney is clearly unbalanced. strangely sir paul felt obliged to defend his estranged wifes honour by announcing in a press conference that a couple of beer mats placed under her left leg usually rectifys this.
  15. and the point is?
  16. *Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I love this one.. > i hope john bult is inside,because if he,s not he deserves to be for grooming.
  17. ratty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > At the school dentist, back in the 70s, both > myself and my sister had an experimental treatment > carried out on us which involved our teeth being > coated with a kind of protective covering. This > treatment was pulled after about 200 people had it > done as it was extortiantely expensive. Over 30 > years later neither mus sister (aged 40) or me > (37) have ever had a filling or tooth decay, > despite consuming the usual sugary crap all kids > do! > > One of my teeth did fall out once after a heavy > night of clubbing in the early 90s (I must of been > grinding them too much) but still not one jot of > tooth decay! id that done,in the early 80,s,im the big 32 and only one filling and no extractions so far.
  18. listen mate we had shoot to kill long before it appeared over here,so i dont think gerry and the boys would be too concerned,been there,seen it and done it.
  19. all you can eat chinese for ?4.50, at that price all i can conjure up are images of rats,cats and any other small animal you care to think of.
  20. good man michael, can only be heinz,any others espicially campbells are poor imitations.
  21. spadetownboy

    a joke

    jesus and the 12 apostoles are at a wedding having a grand old time, when suddenly jesus stands up,grabs a few jugs of water and announces to the boys, "right lads im going to turn this water into wine, like i did the time we went to the wedding in cavan" st peter jumps out of his chair "you will in your hole you bollix ye, you,ll get you round in like the rest of us".
  22. Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Did anyone else notice that the day after the > shooting Gerry Adams sounded the final retreat? what final retreat would that be?
  23. who really gives a fcuk.
  24. just had a nice bowl of heinz tomato soup with a crusty roll,just about to be backed up with a mug of char and a choux bun
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