dulwichmum

I think I may have overused that phrase, I may simply say "Gosh" from now on, unless anyone has any better suggestions?

OHMYGOD!

Perfect Michael, Why would I send the sproglet up a chimney - Ana will not allow me to have anything to do with it... (sniff...) and I was preparing to adopt the infant - in order to fine tune my resemblance to Angelina Jolie (adoption is terribly now darling). Apparently home spun babies are extremely last year. Pregnancy and childbirth are only for the help...

I love the forum. This makes ED super special in my view.

Andypandy, OHMYGOD! It was like looking in a mirror!

Darling Michael! Ana gave birth on Christmas morning - to a baby boy she has named Brad! The child is the image of his Samoan daddy (phew...) It is not so much reggae that I like (DM Dread indeed - you devil!!!) and what in the name of God is "Skank"? I love a little Bhangra.

Taxi to Battersea Heliport, and then air lifted to Heathrow - clearly!

Why would you find it funny that us builders enjoy the finer things. I love a large slice of Battenberg with my Earl Grey personally...

Oh Domitianus dear heart, That was extremely harsh and unfair. How could you be so cruel to poor lovely Asset?

David Cameron = Wheezy pale boy with sick note for matron http://www.threespeech.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/cameron1.jpg

Gordon Brown = YUM http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/1866/bro13ik0.jpg

They are super fabulous until you lose them and then you can be in big trouble - because everything is in one place. Back everything up on your computer and you will find that it is indispensible within a week!

Oh Lozzyloz! My jaw hurts I have been laughing so much. You are a scream. Gordon = sincere and manly DC = superficial shim

Lovely Wee Quinnie and RosieH - lets start a facebook group - We hate shiney men and would like to marry Gordon Brown!

Indeed RosieH, your contribution makes Mr Brown even more attractive - the fact that his child can run riot and his wife forgets to run a comb through her hair. He is a normal dad. He is not air brushed. The best managers I have ever had are authoritative, and to be honest - mildly eccentric with photographic memories. I believe that Mr Brown could be such a man. YUM! I bet he dances badly and lets his arms swing about all over the place in a chaotic manner when on the dance floor at weddings. Clearly I would never ever lust after a married man, especially with my being a married lady, but I just love Gordon and Gordon sorts. Mr Mockney... (sigh and swoon) - I fear I may faint!

I just love Gordon Brown, he looks just the type of daddy I see at the school gate every morning. He is not charasmatic, but he gets on with his job - no matter what is thrown at him, and he has had a lot thrown at him. He is not a spin-meister (did I spell even that properly?). I think he looks terribly capable and cerebral (swoon)... David Cameron looks more like the manager of Somerfield or one of those religious people who knock on my front door to ask me to read their special magazine than the leader of a country. His hair is far too shiny and I can smell his aftershave from here. Gordon Brown really is a dream boat. I bet he wears reading glasses and has a cardigan with big buttons.

Well said Applejck!

Mr Domitianus, What have I ever done to you? I will have you know that I am lovely.

Darling KalamityKel, I was of the opinion once that people with noisy poppets should not be allowed to use public transport due to the discomfort that they cause to all and sundry... but actually, mothers driving four by fours while transporting/entertaining the said munchkins are actually a danger to the public. In my opinion parents should not be allowed to drive unless they can prove that they had at least 6 full continuous hours of sleep in the previous 24. The darling babies involved should not only be strapped into their car seats, but could (it may be argued by some unforgiving husbands) be gagged and handcuffed also - in order to ensure that they do not scream or drop their organic raisins on the leather upholstry...

Oh darling Chavaroo, You have been having carnival knowledge again. I had no idea that you had recently married and were trying for a baby! Good for you... Darling Domitianus, I could never talk about "married love" in a public place - why I am far too much of a lady! http://www.damaris.co.uk/images/damaris-autumn-winter-2007.gif

Hi Liz (blows kiss), can I offer you a drink? I have wandered out of the quiet room as no-one seems to come in to talk any more... (staggers about a bit and collapses behind armchair).

Ray Winstone can float... http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1560000/images/_1564632_film300.jpg

For anyone who is interested in the Brussels Sprout soup recipe... Fry a medium onion in butter until translucent. Add in yesterday's pre-cooked brussels sprouts, along with 1 or two of yesterday's potatoes (to thicken it up). When all mixed, cover with ham stock. Simmer for around 20 minutes. Blend, and just before serving, crumble in STILTON (not cream) to taste. (You may need to reheat it if if it has cooled down, to melt in the stilton). Enjoy...

I would have Ray Winstone for the same reason!

Darling Chavlette, I shall ask Father O'Connor this morning!