dulwichmum

This is simply dreadful. It seems like only yesterday myself, Polly Dorner, Mark, Mockney, Michael Didapopaglopagus, Sean et al and I were quaffing Champers in Green and Blue, and I was actually wearing lingerie from Celestial at the time (Cotton Club) I seem to remember. Feel the love...

Jah Lush, indeed. And the flag could also be hung from poles over the front door of any home with frost glass pannels and plantation shutters! Certainly CitizenEd a multifunctional flag would seem to be the perfect plan. I love the idea of organic fabric - but I fear that hemp may not flutter so well in the breeze, perhaps organic cotton? I feel really strongly that we need a symbol to unite behind. Has anyone got any more suggestions for images that may be on our ?baby blue organic ?cotton Dulwich flaglet?

I think that we should get ourselves a flag for Dulwich - if one does not already exist. Perhaps it could be baby blue (my favourite colour) with the image of a three wheeled pram in the middle and organic produce strewn around the edges?

"No Sweetie, Bubbles de Vere - and I was joking. Shame on you..."

Wow, congratulations Peckhamrose! How cool is that? My mother would murder me for writing a story involving whips and unmarried people being intimate, not that I am repressed or anything... Good for you!

*Jumps out from behind Japanese screen* "I'm here darling, call me Bubbles"

"I was considering chopping you into little pieces, and boiling you in a stock pot sweetie, you really are terribly fresh - it seems a shame not to use you in a pie"

"Come here you crunchy little devil!"

"Oh dear! Michael you clearly have thread worms, please be sure to iron your bed linnen and get yourself a nail brush!" Summons au pair from behind screen... Ana performs a cunning spell and ZAP!!!

I know what you mean about the Late Late Sean, but what about this?

"I shall have to drink that coffee myself then!"

"Here we are boys, have a nice latte." "Oh dear, did I forget to call last orders? Never mind, I have an extra coffee for Michael, I will place it on the floor by my handbag out of the way" "Now where is my tiny doggie?"...

*Wafts into quiet room in stunning Alegra Hicks silk velvet kaftan. Admires perfect manicure and pedicure in light by the window. Perches on the arm of large velvet armchair, texts au pair to bring some lovely Starbucks coffee.* "Will anyone join me for a latte?"

Why must they tamper with perfection? Does anyone remember Guinness Light? Exactly my point...

I too love the simplified map of London. I hate the way that many Londoners take such a dim view of South London. I want to see a map where Dulwich is the most significant part of the UK, with everything else pale and insignificant!

Perfect Mr Keef, I'd be willing to bet money that DC doesn't have the sort of playground bullying that goes on inan "average" school. I hat to disagree with my very very good friend, but you are so very very very wrong on this. I wish that you were not wrong, but you are. DM

A "faux" is a member of the "acrylic" family...

Dear Mr Dodds, Do you mean the Sun and Doves in Camberwell?

OHMYGOD! He is a married man. Behave...

*Sniggers in the corner while stirring large cauldron...* "Pumpkins soup for tea my pretties."

*Sniggers in the manner of Muttley on The Wacky Races*

*Congratulates Michael for the above line ... sheer genious!* "Indeed I was not a cleaner in the background at the House of Lords, I was doing a cash job repairing some pointing on Donkey Alley at the time." *Cunningly flips ruby encrusted gold ring open and slips some mysterious powder into Michaels drink, watches smirking as Michael finishes off his cup of Rosie Lee...*

Please forgive my innocence here, who are Shaun and Chris?

"Clearly, now do come out and share this lemon and poppey seed muffin with me dear heart..."

"I was not born until the extrememly late 1960's - how very dare you?"