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Dahling Hayesgrover! Krug!!! My absolute favourite. Hurrah. This old outfit? Why it is something I found in the back of the wardrobe. Poor Michael - one leg too few, perhaps I have been to free with my explosive devices? (sigh) http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/3251441.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=12F00EB112845DEC73027AF59F7BF15FA55A1E4F32AD3138
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Indeedy sweet Hayesgrover, humidity and swimming makes my hair frizz! Sailing is terribly me!
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Darling Peckhamgatecrasher! How jolly cruel of you. Isn't the Ursus Americanus an endangered species? Couldn't you have simply ordered some organic lamb cutlets from Ocado?
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"Darling Asset, what do you think of this? More my age do you think? They were having a sale, and one short dress is just as good as another..." *Skates in a wistful manner past Mr Popadopalot and tosses large granade into his cystern...*
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"Wow! Asset I love the dress!!! What do you think of mine?" (please say I have not taken the Botox too far?) "Darling Citizen, could I strike a quick pose on your shoulders?" *Smiles gratefully at Hayesgrover* - "I so love hot chocolate!"
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Bestows wet kiss on new chum Hayesgrover, nods to Asset while skating past Mr Popadopalopagus and secretly deposits vast quanitity of Picolax (extreme sport type laxative) into his hot drink... Smiles knowingly as Michael downs the lot in one gulp. Begins ice version of Swan Lake...
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Darling ChavWivaLawDegree, You could spend the day with my mother at her house if you like, it sounds exactly what you are looking for... The thought of that does anything but make me feel warm and lovely!
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OHMYGOD Macker - pass the smelling salts! How could you? It is my pride and joy and terribly upmarket.
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Honestly, Chavlet and Michael and your strange fetish type behiours... shame on you!
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Clearly I am referring to my mixer dear hearts!http://www.thisnext.com/media/230x230/KitchenAid-Artisan-Series-5_ED42FE49.jpg I shall wear my special powder blue Cath Kidston Apron and everything - here goes...
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Perfect Nero, Please accept an air kiss on each cheek - indeed - I may even dust off my Kitchen Aid and bake you a cake!
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"Why Michael - I thought you knew that blue is my favourite colour..."
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It is good news for Dulwich though, apparently if sea level rises by 6 metres - Brixton will sink. 9 metres and it is lights out for Peckham! We shall be the new the new Putney!
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"I am always here to help dear heart - this is going to hurt you much more than it will hurt me..."
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"God only knows after what you have been up to...sometimes one must simply pray for a miracle"
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Isn't Dulwich simply the best and most super divine place on earth?
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"Ah Diddums - I apologise. let me mop your brow, I shall order you a glass of warm milk with pepper..."
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In Tua Nua 1985. And to think I just adored the lead singer's jumper in the "Somebody to love" video... Remember this Sean?
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"I would answer that post if I could just stop laughing - I have very expensive mascara all down my cheeks. You are a one Michael!" *Pushes big red button concealed in the arm rest of chair, and covers eyes as pineapple ignites in Michaels hand* *Texts Ana to bring dust pan and brush*
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*Commences cleaning out enormous handbag on coffee table next to armchair. Finds granade, removes peg and tosses it in Michaels direction*
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Dear Ideatori, Welcome to Dulwich. It is the most perfect place on the planet. I have lived in Dulwich for 20 years, over ten in East Dulwich and now in West Dulwich. I think it is the centre of the entire universe and completely perfect in every way. The Forum is super place to help you find your feet.
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"OHMYGOD, that is the last time I shall drink Porter darling CitizenEd! I appear to have spent the night under my favourite armchair and woke up with a small pet licking my face."
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Shame on you Mr Popadopalot! I shall call my lawyers...
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*Leans over to offer a Garibaldi biscuit to CitizenEd...*
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Oh, Atila the gooner - we have so much in common! Brendan darling - you are not very well - depot injections are best not avoided...